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Sigh. City legend for what he did on the pitch, but tarnished by being a tit on so many occasions since.
Hugely ironic given our conversation about him on Saturday.

Really ****ing hate drink drivers too.

Meh.

Another one bites the dust.
 
What other country would give a 3 year driving ban to an ambassador? What a disgrace!

I suppose they expect him to get a croggy to his next important engagement. No wonder he's gutted getting caught.
 
“I had been out the night before and stopped drinking at 10pm. I then had to go to a meeting the next day at 12pm at the Hallmark Hotel and was stopped at 11.50am, that’s hours later and I never realised.”

Absolute bollocks, the only way you'd be over the limit over 12 hours after is if you had an absolute skinful, if that was the case you'd be feeling so rough the next morning that you'd know you shouldn't be driving.

He's done it before and he'll probably do it again, the guy thinks he's untouchable, the fact he's making excuses instead of just admitting he was selfish and irresponsible says everything, such a bellend.

Give him 3 years in an Egyptian jail
 
'Taxi for Windass'

Hands up those who have had a skin-full the previous night, then drove the next morning, still well over the limit...

I can hear the hands going up on masse.
 
I could never understand when I got pulled in Whitby at 2am one morning intending to go home from scooter do

I forgot to put my headlight on, fell off and scooter landed on top of me I was nearly 3 times over the limit...cell spinning like mad when I laid down

They re tested me at 7am and let me go saying I was ok to ride home.

Which I did

5 hours from been 3 times over to sober enough to pass.

Yes I was an idiot ( what's new )

But it was the last time I had alcohol almost 20 years ago

18 month ban
Community service order that I didn't finish
( Twice it was raining )

1 month in HMP Hull which worked out as 10 days
 
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Actually is it you take 1 drink off for every hour after you stop? Oh I don’t know and cba to look it up - if you’ve had 10 pints of lager at night then don’t drive the next morning.

Done.
I think it’s an hour per unit, not per pint
There’s a lag too while your body gets sorted

As you say, it’s the old proverb ‘10 pints at night, shepherd drives ****e’
 
I could never understand when I got pulled in Whitby at 2am one morning intending to go home from scooter do

I forgot to put my headlight on, fell off and scooter landed on top of me I was nearly 3 times over the limit...cell spinning like mad when I laid down

They re tested me at 7am and let me go saying I was ok to ride home.

Which I did

5 hours from been 3 times over to sober enough to pass.

Yes I was an idiot ( what's new )

But it was the last time I had alcohol almost 20 years ago

18 month ban
Community service order that I didn't finish
( Twice it was raining )

1 month in HMP Hull which worked out as 10 days

The only time I have ever been pulled over was when I had a part time job behind a bar. One new years eve was working till 2am, then was driving back home and got stopped. Was asked if I had been drinking, which I answered yes, brew into the breathalyser and it came up zero. The perplexed officer then asked me how much I had drunk, and I told him 5 glasses of orange juice. He was not amused.
 
The only time I have ever been pulled over was when I had a part time job behind a bar. One new years eve was working till 2am, then was driving back home and got stopped. Was asked if I had been drinking, which I answered yes, brew into the breathalyser and it came up zero. The perplexed officer then asked me how much I had drunk, and I told him 5 glasses of orange juice. He was not amused.

If you 'brew into the breathalyser' ...



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I can't bring myself to say anything bad about Sir Dean Windass. He's a hero and legend in my eyes.