Cortese's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Oh damn Beefy's back.....I mean, oh good Beefy's back. Slip of the tongue there.

 

Sorry .

I see it went well

 

Tetley or Earl Grey?

 

No wonder you've screwed your leg, it's in the genes!

I'm sure he's a lovely chap, but uncle or not, my opinion stands!

 

Anyhow, never mind all that have you got a Beef Wellington?

 

He's not blood related, only my uncle through marrying my auntie. He is ok in small doses.

 

I have a blue plastic boot kinda thing.

 

We've never let facts get in the way of a story around here before

 

That'll do Beef, that'll do.....

 

Need to kick the smack?

 

Far more addictive than that....chocolate.

 

Oh ****. Well the very best of luck with that. You'll need it.

 

Meh, never been a big fan of chocolate. I like it, but on occasions.

 

You're dead inside. Didn't you once tell me you don't like cheese?

 

Whaaaaat. What do you eat if you want to put on weight??

 

Chocolate is not very nice at all .

 

Yes.

 

I don't want to put on weight. Big plus of hating cheese is that I'm not eating a really fattening food, unlike you fat ****s.

 

I can't believe what I'm reading.

Well I suppose that leaves you with no excuse not to be in shape. Personally I'll take the cheese and accept the doughy physique.

 

Woah.....don't like cheese. That's bonkers.