Cortese's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

[tomw24]

Oh damn Beefy's back.....I mean, oh good Beefy's back. Slip of the tongue there.

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

Had it early on, just been discharged so wanted to check on the gossip.

Sorry .

I see it went well

 

[Beef]

I have an 8 week rehab course starting soon...bearing in mind my age, I hope it will be power tea stirring

Tetley or Earl Grey?

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

He's my uncle......

No wonder you've screwed your leg, it's in the genes!

I'm sure he's a lovely chap, but uncle or not, my opinion stands!

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Anyhow, never mind all that have you got a Beef Wellington?

 

[Beef]

No wonder you've screwed your leg, it's in the genes!

I'm sure he's a lovely chap, but uncle or not, my opinion stands!

He's not blood related, only my uncle through marrying my auntie. He is ok in small doses.

 

[Beef]

Anyhow, never mind all that have you got a Beef Wellington?

I have a blue plastic boot kinda thing.

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

He's not blood related, only my uncle through marrying my auntie. He is ok in small doses.

We've never let facts get in the way of a story around here before

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

I have a blue plastic boot kinda thing.

That'll do Beef, that'll do.....

 

[Joe!]

I have an 8 week rehab course starting soon...bearing in mind my age, I hope it will be power tea stirring

Need to kick the smack?

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

Need to kick the smack?

Far more addictive than that....chocolate.

 

[Joe!]

Far more addictive than that....chocolate.

Oh ****. Well the very best of luck with that. You'll need it.

 

[tomw24]

Oh ****. Well the very best of luck with that. You'll need it.

Meh, never been a big fan of chocolate. I like it, but on occasions.

 

[Joe!]

Meh, never been a big fan of chocolate. I like it, but on occasions.

You're dead inside. Didn't you once tell me you don't like cheese?

 

[Dan]

Meh, never been a big fan of chocolate. I like it, but on occasions.

Whaaaaat. What do you eat if you want to put on weight??

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

Whaaaaat. What do you eat if you want to put on weight??

Chocolate is not very nice at all .

 

[tomw24]

You're dead inside. Didn't you once tell me you don't like cheese?

Yes.

 

[tomw24]

Whaaaaat. What do you eat if you want to put on weight??

I don't want to put on weight. Big plus of hating cheese is that I'm not eating a really fattening food, unlike you fat ****s.

 

[Joe!]

Chocolate is not very nice at all .

I can't believe what I'm reading.

Yes.

Well I suppose that leaves you with no excuse not to be in shape. Personally I'll take the cheese and accept the doughy physique.

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Woah.....don't like cheese. That's bonkers.