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It's crazy, you spend the first half of your life not wanting to lose your hair, and the second half of it, wishing it would stop fooking growing!
Ive still got all my hair as of yet, but a few whiteys are popping up on the sides, ive got about 7 in all, im good tho ill just go full clooney and smash jenny Aniston.
 
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I used to go to a old school barber shop on Liverpool street back in my leo di caprio days, £30 for
Beers and liquor while you wait and during and after if you wish in the lounge.
Hot towel over the head with a shoulder & neck rub, shave and haircut, and shoes shined.

But tye mad thing was they would light a cotton wool ball on the end of a thin metal stick and flick your ears with it to brun the hairs. 1st time he did that i see him light it and was like "wait bro what you doing with that ****?" all good tho.

they dip it in some Meths...I reacted just like you
 
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Loads of menshy's until you grow the balls to post a pic ... won't hold our collective breath ... but I'm sure you will still have the balls to make comments about other poster's physical appearance whilst hiding yourself away, hero <cheers>

Are you Bri in disguise? The mackem board went through this **** years ago and it caused all sorts of ructions
 
Currently facing my first hair recede at my age, which I hear is not abnormal.

Didn't prevent me from ****ting my pants though.

I don't know how old you are bruv, but the worst case of hair loss I saw, was some young lad in his 20's....it was like it practically vanished over night. Felt a bit sorry for him, but he was cool about it.
 
Currently facing my first hair recede at my age, which I hear is not abnormal.

Didn't prevent me from ****ting my pants though.
Id be more worrried about the ****ting my pants bit tbh mate. I think they have grown up absorbant pants for that now tbh
 
Fck it, let's make it a one party state.

on Wikipedia you can find a list of "traditional" parties in every country, like to say a countries most default party and the party that usually represents a nation. so like, arbeidspartiet here in Norway, Russia First .... The Conservative and Unionist Party <whistle>

Thought that would surely anger a few on here.
 
I don't know how old you are bruv, but the worst case of hair loss I saw, was some young lad in his 20's....it was like it practically vanished over night. Felt a bit sorry for him, but he was cool about it.

got a mate going through the same thing, he does his best to hide it but, it aint working tbf. Made worse that he's blonde.

My hair is thick and straight as ****, nearly impossible to comb even. My family's Mediterranean genes possibly.
 
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I don't know how old you are bruv, but the worst case of hair loss I saw, was some young lad in his 20's....it was like it practically vanished over night. Felt a bit sorry for him, but he was cool about it.

We had a guy in our year at school who went full receding hairline while still at school. He rode it out though and I don't think he ever got the piss ripped out of him for it - which is saying something. The bastards weren't that nice to me when I went for the Chris Waddle permed at the back, straight on top mullett!!
 
Are you Bri in disguise? The mackem board went through this **** years ago and it caused all sorts of ructions

I'm just me mate ... and I have a consummate distaste for the hypocrites and the sanctimonious pricks that I encounter ... that aside I'm just a bloke that has lived a life to the full, makes no excuses for it ... and laughs at the insecurities of lesser men ... no names needed <cheers>
 
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I’m all about that game you mentioned earlier by the way. I’ve previously used websites (years ago) and apps more recently to play the stock market and futures trading without real money. Always do amazingly well before losing it all.
@Tobes @Treble

let’s do this game. I think it’s going to be a rollercoaster over the next few weeks. @brb has to play just because.
 
Loads of menshy's until you grow the balls to post a pic ... won't hold our collective breath ... but I'm sure you will still have the balls to make comments about other poster's physical appearance whilst hiding yourself away, hero <cheers>
When you say “collective” who are you representing May-May?
 
<laugh>

Yeah I went to a good ole Turkish Barbers for years until I moved.
Thats right, its was run by a like 5 or 6 turkish brothers and their dad who i think was taxidermied (thats a word now **** you all) cos he never moved from his chair or at all in fact.

Good experience, i took my old man a few years back on his birthday and he loved it.
 
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