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I used to go to a old school barber shop on Liverpool street back in my leo di caprio days, £30 for
Beers and liquor while you wait and during and after if you wish in the lounge.
Hot towel over the head with a shoulder & neck rub, shave and haircut, and shoes shined.

But tye mad thing was they would light a cotton wool ball on the end of a thin metal stick and flick your ears with it to brun the hairs. 1st time he did that i see him light it and was like "wait bro what you doing with that ****?" all good tho.

 

I reckon that must’ve been about 85. I was 10.

 

if you mention a shoe shine in the norff mate you'd get knifed.

****ing southern fairy.

 

just golly on ye boot and carry on packing them crates.

 

No mate, you’re just not clued up enough to realise a lot of the stuff you’re getting pissed about is stuff the nhs is dealing with, not the government.

In other circumstances I’d have no issue with you slagging off the government, I’m all about slagging off the tories and labour, I voted green at the last election

It’s alright, you don’t know any better. Go have a cup of tea.

 

Stan hacked his laptop cam last time and had it on a live YouTube channel but dont tell spurly. Obvs

 

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If you get covid in a care home, then you won't get hospital treatment if this is true

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He has to between dawn to dusk. This year I reckon with everything else going on (and not going on) it could make all the difference

 

Second bottle of red. Should have just lit up a spliff

 

Next time bud, just take the vote, crumple it up and drop it on the ground before the box.

Two party state or no state at all is my policy.

 

Nah id have thrown a couple £50s down and told em to suck me off after the shoes are done back then

 

This is how prepared we were.

 

I wrote “what a ****ing **** choice” across the paper and voted green out of protest to be fair

 

if you transfer me £50 i'll give you a cam show not lying mate

pm my deets?

 

Massive shame that both Laithwaites and Majestic are privately owned. Absolute no brainer BUY!

 

Good man, having only two options of equally poor quality is a tried and tested British tradition and it shant be besmirched on my watch.

 

I’m all about that game you mentioned earlier by the way. I’ve previously used websites (years ago) and apps more recently to play the stock market and futures trading without real money. Always do amazingly well before losing it all.

 

Yeah I went to a good ole Turkish Barbers for years until I moved.