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BREAKING NEWS:
Chiswick man tests positive for coronavirus.
The Manx National was found looking disorientated in the local park on Monday afternoon. He was taken to the local hospital where it was originally suspected that he was merely smashed off his tits. However tests have since confirmed that he’s coronavirus positive.
Chiswick man tests positive for coronavirus.
The Manx National was found looking disorientated in the local park on Monday afternoon. He was taken to the local hospital where it was originally suspected that he was merely smashed off his tits. However tests have since confirmed that he’s coronavirus positive.
I’d wager he can’t drive tbh. He’d be a ****ing danger if he could tbf, as he’s straight for about 20 minutes a day - when he wakes up.
Scientists now believe that the virus lodges in the "***** Spanner" cells of the sufferer, that part of the brain thought to be responsible for Brexit.
On Question Time a woman said India has cancelled all visas. Hadn't heard this so checked it out and it turns out to be true. No tourists.
Assuming their figures are accurate they've had 1 death and only 74 confirmed cases.
That's a massive step to take for a country that relies a lot on tourism. Fair play to them.
Assuming their figures are accurate they've had 1 death and only 74 confirmed cases.
That's a massive step to take for a country that relies a lot on tourism. Fair play to them.
Probably got set up doing a deal
Do the old bill actually still bother with that stuff these days!?
No mate, they generally don't, the Drug Squad, CID etc, after all bigger fish. But when small time dealers become a nuisance to their neighbours, and people start top complain, eventually the local plod are forced to act.
You’d barely know anything was up if you were in central London tonight. Bars weren’t rammed for a Thursday but far from dead. Ended up at some student night thing for a bit but got work in the morning so called it quits.
So what stats should I use to compare the death rate of the officer class to the enlisted servicemen, other than the stat that compares the death rate of the officer class to the enlisted serviceman? Or are yousaying they're wrong and we should contact the royal historical society and tell them all their records are wrong because fosse's granny said so?
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UK deaths:
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- 70s, woman with underlying health conditions, Royal Berkshire Hospital, 05/03
- 83, man with underlying health conditions, Milton Keynes University Hospital, 06/03
- 60s, man with underlying health conditions, North Manchester General Hospital, 08/03
- 70s, woman with underlying health conditions, Royal Wolverhampton Hospital, 09/03
- 70s, underlying health conditions, St Helier Hospital, 09/03
- early 80s, man with underlying health conditions, Watford General Hospital, 10/03
- 70s, underlying health conditions, Dudley, 11/03
- elderly, number of serious health conditions, George Eliot Hospital, 11/03
- 89, very unwell with underlying health conditions, Charing Cross Hospital, 12/03
- 60s, very unwell with significant other health conditions, Queen’s Hospital, 12/03
[HASHTAG]#summary[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#covid19[/HASHTAG]
Finish this season off when we can and do a mini season next season with every team playing each other once?
**** knows. It’s going to come back in the Winter even if it dies down in the Summer, apparently.
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