That’s just ****ing embarrassing. But hold on, when we have the world beating app, we will be, um, world beating.
The app is no longer a priority, we won’t have a working version until ‘winter’. Of course, we won’t have it at all, it will be forgotten about. I reckon they worked out that most of us don’t trust the government or its technology and would never download it.
But it is ok, because we can’t compare ourselves to anyone else, because of differences in the way things are counted. Except all cause excess deaths over the five year rolling average of course, that’s a level playing field, doesn’t matter what is on the death certificate, it’s just counting corpses.
Excess deaths over five year average 2020:
UK - 64%
Germany - 4%
Belgium - they’ve had a mare haven’t they, we’ll be better than them - 37%
Sweden - they didn’t even lock down, the twats - 24%
Why aren’t people more angry? Apathy, ignorance, I’m alright Jack selfishness? I haven’t listened to or watched an entire newscast for about a month, it’s too painful to be continually lied to. Turns out the only successful bit of the strategy was to ‘protect the NHS’. Unfortunately this just enabled ****ers behind a lectern to crow that the NHS hadn’t collapsed, there were empty intensive care beds. It probably led to more COVID and ‘all cause’ deaths than a strategy focussed on saving lives would have. We’ll be counting these excess deaths for years, all those who didn’t get their cancer or heart disease diagnosed or treated. Of course this is before the mental illness and poverty driven by the economic collapse is factored in.
Might as well lift all of the formal restrictions now, people who want to socially distance and wash their hands can still do it, the others can rescue the economy by shopping and drinking, which it is now apparent is the bedrock of what this country is really ‘world beating’ at. And if you can join a scrum to get into Primark or Nike, you can ****ing go to work with the same level of distancing. If there is a second wave it is inevitable that it will be worse here and handled more ineptly than anywhere else, so we might as well just brace ourselves and think of England. Lube up, suckers.