Off Topic Coronavirus

Mrs Kiwi has the sore throat and headaches
Maybe we are sharing the symptoms and she got the short straw
Again

 

Nah she just doesn’t want to make love

 

That's taking it to extremes. Usually the headache card is enough of a gambit to avoid the nooky.

 

Offer her an aspirin before she goes to bed, when she says “I haven’t got a headache”, you got her….

 

Take care and get some rest

 

How did Norway do so well


Dr Raghib Ali MD(Epi) MPH FRCP (UK)
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4. Sweden has not had a higher excess death rates than its Scandinavian neighbours (no difference except to Norway) and is well below the W. European average (as shown above):

Denmark: 94.1 (80.5-106.3)
Sweden: 91.2 (85.2-98.1)
Finland: 80.8 (66.2-94.0)
Norway: 7.2 (0.0-15.9)

 

They all stayed in their cabins in the mountains and ate jam with cheese and herring.

 

He’s menopausal.

 

Hmm, my 82 year old Mum has just tested positive and is sounding quite rough. Not great news. Triple jabbed of course, but her booster was quite a while ago now and I understand efficacy drops quite rapidly. As long as it keeps her out of hospital…..

 

All the best for your mum G.

 

Yes, seems the UK performed better than many people were claiming in combating this ****er.

 

Well done the Tories on our low death rate and minimal economic impact. Five more years I reckon.

 

Fingers crossed for your mum, mate. From what you've said on here, she seems a tough cookie

 

You forgot to mention kiddyfiddling, Brexit, gammon, pearl-clutching and Priti Patel. You’re getting sloppy.

 

Hope she’s OK, matey. Mine’s 84 and on her second heavy cold and hacking cough since Christmas. Insists it’s not Covid, knows better than the doctors and is more worried about the difficulties in purchasing ginger preserve for her morning toast.

 

Mine was the same.‘I don’t need to do anything do I?’ Err, yeah, you need to tell your doctor because you are in the prime vulnerable group. Have you not been listening these last two years? Good luck with your old dear too.

 

Col knows about all of those things already.

Patel is a genuinely evil **** and I think we are all better off if she gets hit by a bus. I’d feel sorry for the bus.

 

All the best to your mum Stan, fingers crossed the vaccine does its business and holds off the worse.

Son in law tested positive this am too. Been looking after their kids all week...

 

Hope your mum gets better soon Stan, all the best