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It’s totally true in a completely false way. When he says things without any hard evidence it’s clearly been proven in an indefinite definite way.
Of course UK, Anglo Germanic software is a non-European EC product that clearly is an unclear ineffectual effective process.
Does that clear it up for you? It’s obvious.

I am considering applying to be a member of parliament at the next election.

I can see a Shadow Cabinet position waiting for you... :emoticon-0100-smile
 
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Nah let's replace him now! We dont want a political opposition trying to be political!

Agreed. They need to put the country first, and not their chances at the next election

That Covert Human Intelligence Sources Bill is eye-opening. UK security forces and others can break any criminal law in pursuance of their duties
 
At the risk of reinforcing my reputation on here as a functioning alcoholic, I feel the need to report the latest step in the nation's march towards Prohibition. We've just been informed by LNER that our train to Inverness will be 'dry'. This is not just to say that they won't be serving alcohol - no alcohol can be consumed on board. On enquiring why this should be, I was told that British Transport Police were enforcing the ban, because of 'the situation'.

Madness.
 
At the risk of reinforcing my reputation on here as a functioning alcoholic, I feel the need to report the latest step in the nation's march towards Prohibition. We've just been informed by LNER that our train to Inverness will be 'dry'. This is not just to say that they won't be serving alcohol - no alcohol can be consumed on board. On enquiring why this should be, I was told that British Transport Police were enforcing the ban, because of 'the situation'.

Madness.

Meanwhile there are old firm fans planning to get on it in Blackpool and watch the derby as Glasgow’s pubs are being shut.

Gin and tonic in an Evian bottle for you.
 
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At the risk of reinforcing my reputation on here as a functioning alcoholic, I feel the need to report the latest step in the nation's march towards Prohibition. We've just been informed by LNER that our train to Inverness will be 'dry'. This is not just to say that they won't be serving alcohol - no alcohol can be consumed on board. On enquiring why this should be, I was told that British Transport Police were enforcing the ban, because of 'the situation'.

Madness.
Strolls empty one of those orange drinks bottles (you can get them for £1) fill it with vodka and Orange and off you go! :1980_boogie_down: No smell and everyone will think you are drinking Orange while you fall over the seats.
Easy.
 
Strolls empty one of those orange drinks bottles (you can get them for £1) fill it with vodka and Orange and off you go! :1980_boogie_down: No smell and everyone will think you are drinking Orange while you fall over the seats.
Easy.

Yeah, I'll wind up doing something like that, but it's just ridiculous.
 
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At the risk of reinforcing my reputation on here as a functioning alcoholic, I feel the need to report the latest step in the nation's march towards Prohibition. We've just been informed by LNER that our train to Inverness will be 'dry'. This is not just to say that they won't be serving alcohol - no alcohol can be consumed on board. On enquiring why this should be, I was told that British Transport Police were enforcing the ban, because of 'the situation'.

Madness.

I've done the overnight to Glasgow with a cabin. The authorities would be hard pressed to find a small hip flask
 
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At the risk of reinforcing my reputation on here as a functioning alcoholic, I feel the need to report the latest step in the nation's march towards Prohibition. We've just been informed by LNER that our train to Inverness will be 'dry'. This is not just to say that they won't be serving alcohol - no alcohol can be consumed on board. On enquiring why this should be, I was told that British Transport Police were enforcing the ban, because of 'the situation'.

Madness.
Nobody thinks you are a functioning alcoholic Strolls.
 
I must admit... and don't dare call me a geek... I love trains, especially old steam trains. I used to have a book with all the engine numbers. Each year I try out a different railway line.