Off Topic Cooked breakfasts

[Nacho]

I stopped off at the bottom of Loch Lomond and had a breakfast with the square sausage it was the bees knees.

Must need a lot of them to make a decent meal.

 

[Gil T Azell]

Biggest breakfasts I ever got was from a B&B in Belfast.
The bird served them up on a meat platter.
She was ****ing stunning too.
I'd have used her thong to floss my teeth.
Hopefully after she'd worn it for a week.

I had a semi on reading the first two lines. I lost my tatie water reading the last two.

 

[Billy Death]

I stopped off at the bottom of Loch Lomond and had a breakfast with the square sausage it was the bees knees.

Balloch?

 

[Brian Storm]

Can't remember the last time I had a full English for breakfast, it's either too early for a huge plate of grease or I don't have time. Sometimes have one for tea but black pudding and mushrooms don't get near the plate.

I never eat them on a morning(I only have a couple a year at most, don't think I've had one this year). Don't even fancy toast when I get up.

 

[rooch 3]

Balloch?

Aye a place called The Roast in the garden centre.

 

[Brian Storm]

Still put raw black pudding on the bar in my local on a Sunday morning.

Lovely with a pint. It's not raw though, it comes cooked, when people cook it on their full English they're cooking it again. Taste is out of this world straight out of the packet with a bit of salt and a bit of cracked black pepper. Party in the mouth. Cube it season it snack on it. Bang on.

 

[Brian Storm]

Going to have to try one of these Scottish breakfast like, didn't even know they had their own deviation, despite being able to cook, being a fat **** and spending so much time in Scotland throughout my childhood. Learn something new everyday.

These sausage squares, only seen them in cheep freezer shops and look very low quality on the ingredients. That's not them surely?

 

[rooch 3]

Going to have to try one of these Scottish breakfast like, didn't even know they had their own deviation, despite being able to cook, being a fat **** and spending so much time in Scotland throughout my childhood. Learn something new everyday.

These sausage squares, only seen them in cheep freezer shops and look very low quality on the ingredients. That's not them surely?

Just buy some good cumberland cut the skin off and make it into a square cook and devour miles better than that Scottish ****e anyway.

 

[Billy Death]

Aye a place called The Roast in the garden centre.

I know those parts well.
There's a cracking pub in Balloch called The Dog House.

 

[rooch 3]

I know those parts well.
There's a cracking pub in Balloch called The Dog House.

It was a great breakfast Jimmy set us up for the drive to Plockton, what a magic place.

 

[Brian Storm]

Just buy some good cumberland cut the skin off and make it into a square cook and devour miles better than that Scottish ****e anyway.

So those frozen squares are them? I'll skip it them.

 

[rooch 3]

So those frozen squares are them? I'll skip it them.

Aye the frozen squares are made from the nipples the inside of the ears and the cock sack, cumberland sausage is made from Claudia Schiffers snatch.

 

[Billy Death]

It was a great breakfast Jimmy set us up for the drive to Plockton, what a magic place.

Ah, on loch carron?
It's like that village from Hot Fuzz.

 

[rooch 3]

Ah, on loch carron?
It's like that village from Hot Fuzz.

The Mackeral fishing was brilliant and every pub and restaurant in the village the food was excellent.

 

[Brian Storm]

Aye the frozen squares are made from the nipples the inside of the ears and the cock sack, cumberland sausage is made from Claudia Schiffers snatch.

It's the additives and excess gluten which is my problem. I believe nothing should be wasted and happy to eat any edible part of an animal so long as it's cooked properly. I ain't going to chew for an hour on an over boiled rubbery arsehole for example, make it edible and I'll east that arse

 

[Nacho]

I never eat them on a morning(I only have a couple a year at most, don't think I've had one this year). Don't even fancy toast when I get up.

Sometimes it's the only thing for a hangover although not until well gone 11 and a couple of coffees and a can of coke has been consumed.

 

[Home_and_Away]

Y


You like the square sausage? Its alreet.

Ever tried the yank stuff Jimmy Dean?

Eaten plenty of stuff over there... but can't remember 'Jimmy Dean' ?!?

 

[Commachio]

Eaten plenty of stuff over there... but can't remember 'Jimmy Dean' ?!?

Loads off different typee.

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[Commachio]

or poached

No. Just no.

 

[mackemwelder]

No. Just no.

Why? love a poached egg with a nice runny yolk