Off Topic Cooked breakfasts

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Billy's. No images being conjured up for anyone else's **** bank..

Anyway, back to the cooked breakfast:

Black pudding & Haggis
2 big Cumberland or Lincolnshire sausages
A few slices of crisp, smoky bacon
Beans, mushrooms, grilled tomatoes
2 fried eggs on toast

A couple of cups of tea, then go back to bed
Hell man you can't go to bed without a couple of rounds of toast and marmalade.
 
Billy's. No images being conjured up for anyone else's **** bank..

Anyway, back to the cooked breakfast:

Black pudding & Haggis
2 big Cumberland or Lincolnshire sausages
A few slices of crisp, smoky bacon
Beans, mushrooms, grilled tomatoes
2 fried eggs on toast

A couple of cups of tea, then go back to bed

That's awesome.

Everything but the black pudding, mushrooms, grilled tomatoes and toast!
 
Can't remember the last time I had a full English for breakfast, it's either too early for a huge plate of grease or I don't have time. Sometimes have one for tea but black pudding and mushrooms don't get near the plate.
 
Not bothered about the fried bread. Most resturants may as well give you corragater cardboard.

And as for your tomatoes. Poke them up your arse.

Everything else is a go-er..but no snotty eggs. Dirty bastards. Yolk bust.
 
Best brekkie I've had lately was up in Scotland, it was awesome & you needed a full bucket of tea to wash it down with! The black pudding and square sausage up there take some beating !!
 
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Best brekkie I've had lately was up in Scotland, it was awesome & you needed a full bucket of tea to wash it down with! The black pudding and square sausage up there take some beating !!

You like the square sausage? Its alreet.

Ever tried the yank stuff Jimmy Dean?
 
I remember going golfing with my dad up in Scotland many moons ago. He raved about the Scottish breakfast and got me one before our first round. I’ll never deviate from one ever again. Square sausages are to die for!
 
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I remember going golfing with my dad up in Scotland many moons ago. He raved about the Scottish breakfast and got me one before our first round. I’ll never deviate from one ever again. Square sausages are to die for!

Well thats 3 off us who love them
 
Whether English, Irish or Scottish.
What would you have with yours?
Bacon, eggs, black pudding, beans, fried bread, sausage, brown sauce, hash browns.
All fried in beef dripping.

Add white pudding and mushrooms and you have my perfect breakfast. Bacon has to be smoked streaky and sausage has to be either my local butchers or cumberland and eggs fried or poached and got to be Hammonds Chop Sauce.