Hell man you can't go to bed without a couple of rounds of toast and marmalade.Billy's. No images being conjured up for anyone else's **** bank..
Anyway, back to the cooked breakfast:
Black pudding & Haggis
2 big Cumberland or Lincolnshire sausages
A few slices of crisp, smoky bacon
Beans, mushrooms, grilled tomatoes
2 fried eggs on toast
A couple of cups of tea, then go back to bed