Off Topic Cooked breakfasts

[Billy Death]

Whether English, Irish or Scottish.
What would you have with yours?
Bacon, eggs, black pudding, beans, fried bread, sausage, brown sauce, hash browns.
All fried in beef dripping.

 

[farnboromackem]

All of the above but the Black Pudding has to be decent. It's difficult to find decent black pudding down here and it's one of the delicacies I'm looking forward to more when I move back up

 

[Vincemac]

Bacon,eggs.sausage,tomatoes,mushrooms and nice couple of slices of good fried bread nice and chrisp
Bit of brown sauce and a good mug of tea.
I don’t just like it rushed and made in a hurry
I like it nice and clean and chrisp
Lovely lovely lovely

 

[Vincemac]

All of the above but the Black Pudding has to be decent. It's difficult to find decent black pudding down here and it's one of the delicacies I'm looking forward to more when I move back up

I like my black pudding raw

 

[Burly Hurley]

Black pudding spawn of the devil!

 

[Brian Storm]

Just the normal things everybody has a on a Full English. I don't get it. Are people putting weird **** on them of something?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Just the normal things everybody has a on a Full English. I don't get it. Are people putting weird **** on them of something?

2 bacon
3 sausage
Toast
Plum tomatoes
Beans
Fried eggs
And a chomp

 

[Brian Storm]

2 bacon
3 sausage
Toast
Plum tomatoes
Beans
Fried eggs
And a chomp

Reminds of little Britain.

 

[rooch 3]

Must admit I do like a shovel of sautes on as well just seems to finish it off nice.

 

[harrywinspear]

Hairy Bikers full English pizza looks good

 

[rooch 3]

When I moved up the Lakes my partner went to live in Canada and after a few years we went to stay with them for a few weeks one day we went to a place called the Ranch an eatery that specialized in breakfasts i saw the fattest people on earth in there as you can eat all you want for $6. 50 the family in front of me loaded there plates with your normal English then covered it with pancakes topped with maple syrup and then covered that with strawberries dipped in the chocolate fountain the fat bastards should of been took outside shot and fed to the coyotes.

 

[rooch 3]

The other thing was they left half of it on the plate mixed together like a slurry the dirty bastards we called them the fit family the lad was about 14years old 6ft 6in tall about 25 stone with the fat on his feet squeezing out the sides of his suede sandals.

 

[Deletion Requested1]

Ooh no not a cooked brekie

Give me museli or granola topped with fresh strawberries, blueberries and raspberries

 

[Tel (they/them)]

The other thing was they left half of it on the plate mixed together like a slurry the dirty bastards we called them the fit family the lad was about 14years old 6ft 6in tall about 25 stone with the fat on his feet squeezing out the sides of his suede sandals.

You a fattist by any chance mate?

 

[Billy Death]

Biggest breakfasts I ever got was from a B&B in Belfast.
The bird served them up on a meat platter.
She was ****ing stunning too.
I'd have used her thong to floss my teeth.
Hopefully after she'd worn it for a week.

 

[Deletion Requested1]

Biggest breakfasts I ever got was from a B&B in Belfast.
The bird served them up on a meat platter.
She was ****ing stunning too.
I'd have used her thong to floss my teeth.
Hopefully after she'd worn it for a week.[/QUOTE]

Try brown sauce instead Billy thats got a bit of bite as well

 

[rooch 3]

He thought it was brown sauce.

 

[Billy Death]

He thought it was brown sauce.

I still have the odd **** ower that lass.
She was ****ing stunning.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I still have the odd **** ower that lass.
She was ****ing stunning.

Your stunning or everybody else's stunning?

 

[Nordic]

Your stunning or everybody else's stunning?

Billy's. No images being conjured up for anyone else's **** bank..

Anyway, back to the cooked breakfast:

Black pudding & Haggis
2 big Cumberland or Lincolnshire sausages
A few slices of crisp, smoky bacon
Beans, mushrooms, grilled tomatoes
2 fried eggs on toast

A couple of cups of tea, then go back to bed