Off Topic Conspiracy Thread

[Steven Toast]

So ??? Does the earth have more than one Satellite/Moon? Cruithne.

http://theconversation.com/earths-o...ld-reveal-mysteries-of-the-solar-system-38010

Technically yes, but as it'll no doubt day in that article, it's not really a moon as such, it's just locked in a weird orbit around the Sun and Earth.

 

[DMD]

Nobody knows where the moon comes from, or why it's bigger than it's supposed to be, or why it's hollow.

 

[Des Head]

Did you piss on your shoes?

I hope not. I had my slippers on.

 

[GLP]

Nobody knows where the moon comes from, or why it's bigger than it's supposed to be, or why it's hollow.

Or why it's made of cheese.

 

[Building 7]

Yeah I know , not quite the same though.
Cheap night vision £70-£90 hooked up to a monitor shows lots of stuff moving around up there. Not just next doors bedroom !

 

[Des Head]

Technically yes, but as it'll no doubt day in that article, it's not really a moon as such, it's just locked in a weird orbit around the Sun and Earth.

Technically no. It doesn't orbit the Earth and it's own orbit takes it as far inwards as Mercury and as far out as Mars. It's an asteroid.

 

[Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC]

I've heard that musician Paul McCartney was replaced back in the 60's by a bricklayer from Birkenhead. The real Paul still sings at football with the MK-Ultras.

It's also been said that the guy who stabbed George Harrison at his home, having travelled down from L'pool, was an illegit child of George's, from the old Mersey days. And that was why George spent nearly an hour talking to him on the stairs before being stabbed.

 

[DMD]

It's also been said that the guy who stabbed George Harrison at his home, having travelled down from L'pool, was an illegit child of George's, from the old Mersey days. And that was why George spent nearly an hour talking to him on the stairs before being stabbed.

I heard that George was originally Ms Paula McCartney, and the illegitimate son was confused between the frog chorus and 'halfway up the stairs".

 

[Kempton]

When asked "is Ringo the best drummer in the world"? Lennon replied " Ringo isn't the best drummer in the band "

 

[Building 7]

Abbey Road album cover gives you the answer.

 

[DMD]

Abbey Road album cover gives you the answer.

We're more sophisticated these days. It's Downton Abbey Road now.

 

[originallambrettaman]

When asked "is Ringo the best drummer in the world"? Lennon replied " Ringo isn't the best drummer in the band "

That's a myth, it was actually just a Jasper Carrott joke.

 

[DMD]

Jasper Carrott jokes tend to be mythical.

 

[Kempton]

That's a myth, it was actually just a Jasper Carrott joke.

You've spoilt it for me now

 

[Benjo]

The Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter has taken images of the landing sites. I assume your mam's chebs are real.

They are yes. I just wanted to use the word chebs

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Or why it's made of cheese.

The Clangers are a government department set up to monitor the illicit production of soup by dragons.

 

[Building 7]

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[Building 7]

Proud Americans having achieved something momentous or liars in front of the World's media? You decide.

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[Des Head]

Proud Americans having achieved something momentous or liars in front of the World's media? You decide.

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[Qatartiger Cambridgetiger]

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Good punch though. nailed him.