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Off Topic Conspiracy Thread

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  1. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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  2. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Nobody knows where the moon comes from, or why it's bigger than it's supposed to be, or why it's hollow.
     
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  3. Des Head

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    I hope not. I had my slippers on.
     
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  4. GLP

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    Or why it's made of cheese.
     
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  5. Building 7

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    Yeah I know , not quite the same though.
    Cheap night vision £70-£90 hooked up to a monitor shows lots of stuff moving around up there. Not just next doors bedroom !
     
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  6. Des Head

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    Technically no. It doesn't orbit the Earth and it's own orbit takes it as far inwards as Mercury and as far out as Mars. It's an asteroid.
     
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  7. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    It's also been said that the guy who stabbed George Harrison at his home, having travelled down from L'pool, was an illegit child of George's, from the old Mersey days. And that was why George spent nearly an hour talking to him on the stairs before being stabbed.
     
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  8. DMD

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    I heard that George was originally Ms Paula McCartney, and the illegitimate son was confused between the frog chorus and 'halfway up the stairs".
     
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  9. Kempton

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    When asked "is Ringo the best drummer in the world"? Lennon replied " Ringo isn't the best drummer in the band " <laugh>
     
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  10. Building 7

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    Abbey Road album cover gives you the answer.
     
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  11. DMD

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    We're more sophisticated these days. It's Downton Abbey Road now.
     
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  12. originallambrettaman

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    That's a myth, it was actually just a Jasper Carrott joke.
     
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  13. DMD

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    Jasper Carrott jokes tend to be mythical.
     
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  14. Kempton

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    You've spoilt it for me now:angry:
     
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    They are yes. I just wanted to use the word chebs
     
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  16. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    The Clangers are a government department set up to monitor the illicit production of soup by dragons.
     
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  17. Building 7

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    Proud Americans having achieved something momentous or liars in front of the World's media? You decide.
     
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  19. Des Head

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  20. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

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    Good punch though. nailed him.
     
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