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Off Topic Confession Thread!!

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    "NO-body expects the Spanish Inquisition!" <yikes>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 21, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I must confess to doing sweet F.A at the very moment.
    I've finished work early for the day.
    Should l be guilty?
    Never.
    I confess to nothing l tell you!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 26, 2017
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  3. UTRs

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    Squat, I have deleted some inbox crap so you should be able to send me those porn links in a pm now mate<ok>

    Have you got links to "whipping vixens part two, out on the lash"...?
     
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    UTRs, Sep 26, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Nah, sorry mate.
    I'm a good, wholesome, clean, honest sort of guy and don't go for that smutty filth your referring too.
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 26, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Just tried sending a message UTR's but still won't let me.
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 26, 2017
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    I will delete some more crap later:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    UTRs, Sep 26, 2017
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  7. San Diego

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    I confess to being too busy yesterday to confess anything
     
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    San Diego, Sep 26, 2017
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    I must confess that it's time for bed now :emoticon-0118-yawn:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 27, 2017
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    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    I confess to being at work currently but my time is being spent on here
     
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    San Diego, Sep 27, 2017
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    Say three Hail Marys, drink two Bloody Marys, and you will be forgiven.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 27, 2017
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    I must confess that I will take absolutely no notice of that ^
     
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    San Diego, Sep 28, 2017
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    You had better go and see Edward the Confessor then - see what he has to say....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 28, 2017
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    Glad your not working for me, l'd be paying you squat!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 29, 2017
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    Confess now, cos the end is nigh <yikes>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 29, 2017
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    Don't forget to confess - two for one offer this week only !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 11, 2017
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    Dear Father Woops,

    Because of your special, two for one offer this week, please allow me to preempt a confession that hasn't happened as yet.
    With a two for one offer too hard to resist, I just might have to wash myself extra hard tonight so l can confess to having a jolly good old fashion tug.
    More to come as news comes to hand .....................
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 11, 2017
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    I confess to forgetting about this thread until it gets bumped
     
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    San Diego, Oct 11, 2017
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    Dear Mr Squat,

    Masturbation/Self Abuse is frowned upon by the Church <steam>

    However, self-flagellation is acceptable if you wish to consider this. If so, I can arrange for Father kiwi to contact you, as he has apparently got previous experience of doing this.

    Yours excitedly,

    Canon Woops

    (yep, I've just been canonised - hopefully the pain will soon subside :emoticon-0104-surpr )
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 11, 2017
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    I’m told Debbie from Dallas knows what it’s like to be canonised!
    Congrats on your new posting.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 13, 2017
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    I didn’t go to church at Xmas.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 27, 2017
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