Off Topic Confession Thread!!
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I must confess to doing sweet F.A at the very moment.
I've finished work early for the day.
Should l be guilty?
Never.
I confess to nothing l tell you!
I've finished work early for the day.
Should l be guilty?
Never.
I confess to nothing l tell you!
Squat, I have deleted some inbox crap so you should be able to send me those porn links in a pm now mate
Have you got links to "whipping vixens part two, out on the lash"...?
Have you got links to "whipping vixens part two, out on the lash"...?
Squat, I have deleted some inbox crap so you should be able to send me those porn links in a pm now mate
Have you got links to "whipping vixens part two, out on the lash"...?
Nah, sorry mate.
I'm a good, wholesome, clean, honest sort of guy and don't go for that smutty filth your referring too.
Just tried sending a message UTR's but still won't let me.
I confess to being too busy yesterday to confess anything
I must confess that it's time for bed now 
I confess to being at work currently but my time is being spent on here
Say three Hail Marys, drink two Bloody Marys, and you will be forgiven.
I must confess that I will take absolutely no notice of that ^
You had better go and see Edward the Confessor then - see what he has to say....
Glad your not working for me, l'd be paying you squat!
Don't forget to confess - two for one offer this week only !
Dear Father Woops,
Because of your special, two for one offer this week, please allow me to preempt a confession that hasn't happened as yet.
With a two for one offer too hard to resist, I just might have to wash myself extra hard tonight so l can confess to having a jolly good old fashion tug.
More to come as news comes to hand .....................
I confess to forgetting about this thread until it gets bumped
Dear Mr Squat,
Masturbation/Self Abuse is frowned upon by the Church
However, self-flagellation is acceptable if you wish to consider this. If so, I can arrange for Father kiwi to contact you, as he has apparently got previous experience of doing this.
Yours excitedly,
Canon Woops
(yep, I've just been canonised - hopefully the pain will soon subside
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Dear Mr Squat,
Masturbation/Self Abuse is frowned upon by the Church
However, self-flagellation is acceptable if you wish to consider this. If so, I can arrange for Father kiwi to contact you, as he has apparently got previous experience of doing this.
Yours excitedly,
Canon Woops
(yep, I've just been canonised - hopefully the pain will soon subside
I’m told Debbie from Dallas knows what it’s like to be canonised!
Congrats on your new posting.