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Perspective.

I got there after work last night and the web-fingered ****s were outside - the Christmas song ****s. The wife told me they'd been to Chester shopping and had been into a shop called Liverpoo FC. I asked if she was served by primary school children. She supports Chelsea.

They came back in and proceeded to put 24 Christmas songs on, including Do They Know It's Christmas 3 times. I was as close as I've ever been to kicking off with the pair of them.

Then Vicky Charlton (annoying juke box barmaid) came in and said that Mandy had died. She was the partner of Jimmy the shihouse who got me the eggs from the farm. It was verified via a phone call to the baseball bat man, who was crying when he phoned me back. She was Vic's beat mate until a bust up about a year ago. She was 45 years old. I saw her last Sunday and smoked a spliff with her. She seemed in the rudest of health. It still hasn't sunk in. What the **** is life about?
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Perspective.

I got there after work last night and the web-fingered ****s were outside - the Christmas song ****s. The wife told me they'd been to Chester shopping and had been into a shop called Liverpoo FC. I asked if she was served by primary school children. She supports Chelsea.

They came back in and proceeded to put 24 Christmas songs on, including Do They Know It's Christmas 3 times. I was as close as I've ever been to kicking off with the pair of them.

Then Vicky Charlton (annoying juke box barmaid) came in and said that Mandy had died. She was the partner of Jimmy the shihouse who got me the eggs from the farm. It was verified via a phone call to the baseball bat man, who was crying when he phoned me back. She was Vic's beat mate until a bust up about a year ago. She was 45 years old. I saw her last Sunday and smoked a spliff with her. She seemed in the rudest of health. It still hasn't sunk in. What the **** is life about?
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Sad times mate.

What did she die of?
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Perspective.

I got there after work last night and the web-fingered ****s were outside - the Christmas song ****s. The wife told me they'd been to Chester shopping and had been into a shop called Liverpoo FC. I asked if she was served by primary school children. She supports Chelsea.

They came back in and proceeded to put 24 Christmas songs on, including Do They Know It's Christmas 3 times. I was as close as I've ever been to kicking off with the pair of them.

Then Vicky Charlton (annoying juke box barmaid) came in and said that Mandy had died. She was the partner of Jimmy the shihouse who got me the eggs from the farm. It was verified via a phone call to the baseball bat man, who was crying when he phoned me back. She was Vic's beat mate until a bust up about a year ago. She was 45 years old. I saw her last Sunday and smoked a spliff with her. She seemed in the rudest of health. It still hasn't sunk in. What the **** is life about?
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You don't know what she died of?
 
Saint and Tobes. No idea yet. The obvious one is heart attack, as it was so sudden and totally unexpected. I just can't get my head around it. I've texted Jimmy, but I won't call him. Apparently it's now on face book, so I'll find out tonight. She has an 18 year old son, who's very bright. It'll ****ing destroy him.
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Saint and Tobes. No idea yet. The obvious one is heart attack, as it was so sudden and totally unexpected. I just can't get my head around it. I've texted Jimmy, but I won't call him. Apparently it's now on face book, so I'll find out tonight. She has an 18 year old son, who's very bright. It'll ****ing destroy him.
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Bad news, mate. It's always a shock when someone you know dies suddenly.
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Saint and Tobes. No idea yet. The obvious one is heart attack, as it was so sudden and totally unexpected. I just can't get my head around it. I've texted Jimmy, but I won't call him. Apparently it's now on face book, so I'll find out tonight. She has an 18 year old son, who's very bright. It'll ****ing destroy him.
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Shocker mate. No age that, and to happen without warning will be devastating for her family.

Was she over weight like?
 
Tobes said:
Shocker mate. No age that, and to happen without warning will be devastating for her family.

Was she over weight like?
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Yes, but not massively. Her sister used to have the Cheese and the Railway with Joe (divorced). Joe is baseball bat man's best mate. I think the son will go and live with her in Spain. He used to go over there every summer holiday anyway, so they're close. Poor Alfie <doh>
 
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