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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Tobes

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    She's seen the thread apparently, so probably not.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

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    She already knows <laugh> She's read a lot of the thread <ok>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

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    Tell her it was Gerrez that said She had Monkey AIDS then.
     
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  4. She'll never work out who that is :bandit:
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

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    Don't worry. His card's already marked <ok>
     
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  6. She's probably seen that I'm not married <ok>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

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    It's not marked in that way........................................
     
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  8. Ok then sugar tits ;)
     
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    Missing out on a FFS opportunity.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

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    I can't even see where I said "Why?" and missed out on a FFS.
     
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    Never mind- I'm sure there will be plenty more.
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

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    FFS! <doh>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

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    Do you mean this:

    That would entirely depend on how much sambuca she's consumed....................



















    ......Yes <laugh>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

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    Perspective.

    I got there after work last night and the web-fingered ****s were outside - the Christmas song ****s. The wife told me they'd been to Chester shopping and had been into a shop called Liverpoo FC. I asked if she was served by primary school children. She supports Chelsea.

    They came back in and proceeded to put 24 Christmas songs on, including Do They Know It's Christmas 3 times. I was as close as I've ever been to kicking off with the pair of them.

    Then Vicky Charlton (annoying juke box barmaid) came in and said that Mandy had died. She was the partner of Jimmy the shihouse who got me the eggs from the farm. It was verified via a phone call to the baseball bat man, who was crying when he phoned me back. She was Vic's beat mate until a bust up about a year ago. She was 45 years old. I saw her last Sunday and smoked a spliff with her. She seemed in the rudest of health. It still hasn't sunk in. What the **** is life about?
     
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  15. Tobes

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    Sad times mate.

    What did she die of?
     
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    You don't know what she died of?
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

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    Saint and Tobes. No idea yet. The obvious one is heart attack, as it was so sudden and totally unexpected. I just can't get my head around it. I've texted Jimmy, but I won't call him. Apparently it's now on face book, so I'll find out tonight. She has an 18 year old son, who's very bright. It'll ****ing destroy him.
     
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    Bad news, mate. It's always a shock when someone you know dies suddenly.
     
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    Shocker mate. No age that, and to happen without warning will be devastating for her family.

    Was she over weight like?
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

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    Yes, but not massively. Her sister used to have the Cheese and the Railway with Joe (divorced). Joe is baseball bat man's best mate. I think the son will go and live with her in Spain. He used to go over there every summer holiday anyway, so they're close. Poor Alfie <doh>
     
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