Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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I watched the match last Monday with a BS. He;d had a call from the bloke who was seeing Fiona. A mate of his offered him work in Albania, I said I knew what was coming next - he got a good hiding. This was indeed confirmed. I texted Fiona to tell her not to fall for any sob stories. She hadn't heard about it. In other news, she may drive over to North Yorkshire on Saturday <yikes>
 
I watched the match last Monday with a BS. He;d had a call from the bloke who was seeing Fiona. A mate of his offered him work in Albania, I said I knew what was coming next - he got a good hiding. This was indeed confirmed. I texted Fiona to tell her not to fall for any sob stories. She hadn't heard about it. In other news, she may drive over to North Yorkshire on Saturday <yikes>

Seriously mate, you need to give her the swerve.

Re-read the 3 highlighted pieces of text there lad.

However tasty her arse, a sniff of it could leave you in traction and minus a local.
 
I can't keep up with this. Fiona has a husband and a bit on the side already?
Defo wouldn't touch it in that case.
I think it's past tense mate, i.e. she had a bit of cheeky cock on the side, but is now lining up RHC to be her new side line.