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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Probably if you lube him well enough first.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He has to have something going for him, the utter **** <laugh>
     
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  3. Tobes

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    I reckon he'll have badgered Hammond on one of their many long roadtrips.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fiona defo wouldn't like Clarkson.
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

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    She more into the soft sensitive type?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Got it in one <laugh>
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Ladybugs? Or ladybirds?
     
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    is her arsehole soft and sensitive??
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    james may seems more the type to receive.... though hammond is a bit thick (acting) and also like the bitches in the us prison moives you see where some little guy is always the biatch.
     
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  10. Fixed :bandit:
     
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    I reckon it'd be like the end of a 2 day old sausage roll

    <laugh>
     
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    Shop bought or home-made??
     
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    Morrisons bakery. They end up looking like a Ladbradors sphincter within 48 hrs.
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

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    I made sausage rolls for the family a few weeks back. They'd never had them before (closest they had was something called pigs in blankets which is hot dogs wrapped in "biscuits" a scone like bread).

    All the recipes I found talked about spreading Dijon mustard on inside of pastry before wrapping up sausage. I didn't remember mustard being part of sausage rolls growing up... Is that a new thing or is my memory faulty.

    Tasted good though.
     
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  15. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Never had mustard on it myself but guess similar to a hot dog?

    pigs in blanket they have all wrong. Should be sausages wrapped in bacon!
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

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    And how have your family never had sausage roles?! Are they all yanks then? I thought you were all English and moved over there?
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No sausage roll I've ever had had that frog **** anywhere near it. Just pepper <ok>
     
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  18. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I got a really nice one from tesco deli little while ago. Was sweet chilli and pork in a really flakey pastry. Delicious.

    ate it cold but you can't beat a warm sausage roll.
     
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    My parents and siblings have obviously had sausage rolls. My wife and children never had; They've never been to Britain.

    Sausage rolls are like meat pies(other than chicken), clotted cream, flans, and Cornish pasties...

    ... They simply don't exist in America unless you make them at home yourself. Americans have never heard of them.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing ****ers <ok>
     
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