How do you make a sausage roll.
Push it down the hill![]()
How do you make sausage meat? Tell them both to right swipe on tindr.
How do you make a sausage roll.
Push it down the hill![]()
Only had about an hour in there last night. I wish the ****er had sky in it. The Grange is alright, but the crack isn't the same.
onto the hard stuff eh?onto the hard stuff eh?

Only had about an hour in there last night. I wish the ****er had sky in it. The Grange is alright, but the crack isn't the same.

It certainly doesn't have Virgin in there![]()
****ing hell. Look; here's a barrel. Get it scraped. Oh wait................................

I watched the match last Monday with a BS. He;d had a call from the bloke who was seeing Fiona. A mate of his offered him work in Albania, I said I knew what was coming next - he got a good hiding. This was indeed confirmed. I texted Fiona to tell her not to fall for any sob stories. She hadn't heard about it. In other news, she may drive over to North Yorkshire on Saturday![]()
Seriously mate, you need to give her the swerve.
Re-read the 3 highlighted pieces of text there lad.
However tasty her arse, a sniff of it could leave you in traction and minus a local.

Oh rightHe got a good hiding from ALBANIANS for shouting his gob off over there![]()


Oh right
In that case, as you were.
Smash the life out of it lid![]()

Has he blocked Fiona on Facebook??
I added Denice, we arranged to meet up tomorrow for a bit of hanky panky in a refrigerator

I think it's past tense mate, i.e. she had a bit of cheeky cock on the side, but is now lining up RHC to be her new side line.I can't keep up with this. Fiona has a husband and a bit on the side already?
Defo wouldn't touch it in that case.
I think it's past tense mate, i.e. she had a bit of cheeky cock on the side, but is now lining up RHC to be her new side line.