The place just gets more and more alluring by the minute.
Ah, but see the post after it

The place just gets more and more alluring by the minute.

Ah, but see the post after it![]()
Great to hear good news and all that but we come here for the **** storm stories!!!

Great to hear good news and all that but we come here for the **** storm stories!!!

Just wait for the reception...
...but that's some nice news RHC - congratulations to them![]()

Is it just me or does anyone else think of "The Cheese" thread as our own, slightly perverted/downmarket, soap similar to Coronation St. Its like the Rovers Return with foul language and a smattering of smut. A bit like if ITV asked Roy Chubby Brown to write a Xmas special of Corrie

Is it just me or does anyone else think of "The Cheese" thread as our own, slightly perverted/downmarket, soap similar to Coronation St. Its like the Rovers Return with foul language and a smattering of smut. A bit like if ITV asked Roy Chubby Brown to write a Xmas special of Corrie


****ing Brookside if you don't ****ing mind. Minor incident last night. That thieving bar bitch and her twat boyfriend were in there. He put a load of modern crimbo tunes on the jukey - East 17 and such ****. When it finished, I stuck some Neil Young and Steely Dan on. Shouted across to Jean Woodall who likes both of them that there was now some decent music on. This **** who's just started going in there all the time looked at me and said "it's ****". I told him I was talking to Jean and not ****ing him. He said it was **** again and I told him if he thought it was ****, he was tone ****ing deaf and had zero musical appreciation. He was obviously after bother, but he ended up thinking better of it and ****ed off, clearly well pissed-up. Dickhead
PS Anyone who agrees with him is clearly a total blend![]()
This will make you all incredibly envious. I have received a christmas card from, to the best of my knowledge, an actual, genuine German granny. When I opened the envelope the stink of musk mixed with ancient, lubricated granny fanny almost floored me. She'd obviously rubbed both on the inside of the card.![]()

you are a hard one no question.
but f me... east 17... what a clown.
who's neil young?
"Who's Neil Young?" FFS 
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"Who's Neil Young?" FFS
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here fishie fishie****ing Brookside if you don't ****ing mind. Minor incident last night. That thieving bar bitch and her twat boyfriend were in there. He put a load of modern crimbo tunes on the jukey - East 17 and such ****. When it finished, I stuck some Neil Young and Steely Dan on. Shouted across to Jean Woodall who likes both of them that there was now some decent music on. This **** who's just started going in there all the time looked at me and said "it's ****". I told him I was talking to Jean and not ****ing him. He said it was **** again and I told him if he thought it was ****, he was tone ****ing deaf and had zero musical appreciation. He was obviously after bother, but he ended up thinking better of it and ****ed off, clearly well pissed-up. Dickhead
PS Anyone who agrees with him is clearly a total blend![]()


Anyone who sticks East 17 on the juke box is obviously as hard as nails like
Wild man you mate![]()
here fishie fishie
no seriously he's in the live aid video somewhere right?

Anyone who sticks East 17 on the juke box is obviously as hard as nails like
Wild man you mate![]()
Why you no listen?I wasn't talking to the dick that put it on. It was another bloke altogetherWhy you no listen?