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  1. When does he ever listen? <laugh> :bandit:
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Is that me or you? <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This is true <laugh>
     
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    Me. As I'd fully understood what you meant........it was hardly a complex social interaction you were describing <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Well in that case, your initial retort made no ****ing sense whatsoever <yikes>
     
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    Did he not try and give you some stick?

    Did you not front him out?

    Did he not put on E17?

    Does this therefore make him a quilt by definition?

    By refusing to be intimidated by him, you are therefore Joe Rock....

    See, perfect sense <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    In MITO fashion:

    1. Not the one who put E17 on

    2. Not the one who put E17 on

    3. Not the one I fronted out

    4. They're both ****ing quilts

    5. I'm far from physically hard these days. My gob is proper Joe Rock, though <laugh>

    Disclaimer:

    5. This in no way relates to The Hammerhead <yikes>TM
     
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    Baaad combination....
     
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    Don't make promises your fists can't keep punk.......
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> Generally and as a rule of thumb, I talk my way into trouble then talk my way out of it. It makes for an interesting life <laugh>
     
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    Someone get the ****ing ale in. Mine's a Krusowice <ok>
     
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    Ahhh Prague. Happy days :)
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sick of people taking the piss put of my proclivity on the Carling front <laugh>
     
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    So did you get Denise a plug of the butt variety for Crimbo? You know.. to keep her limber during your absences<laugh>
     
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    Yeah, but Fiona robbed it <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Barbara, the lady who got the cancer all-clear and is now getting married has asked Vic to arrange her hen party.

    Any random guesses on where it'll be?
     
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    The Palace?
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Have another stab at it. saint <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Denice was ****-faced last night. I was in before and after the match. She invited us for Christmas Dinner at the Cheese. Must have been arseholed <laugh>

    We have also been invited to Cockney Roger and Jill's for the same. Last year round there went well. Roger and I were pissed and stoned. Jill and Vic were just pissed. Dinner was supposed to be at 4.00 pm. Roger and I went home at 3 to our respective houses. Jill and Vic stayed at the Cheese "for one more". I asked Vic to wake me up when she was on her way to Roger and Jill's. In reality, she woke me up at 7 pm. Roger had woken up and eaten nearly all the turkey breast and ALL the roast spuds, so I ended up having Christmas pudding, listening to the two of them screaming invective at each other. Ahhh, Christmas in Latchford <laugh>
     
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  20. We talking about the hen or Fiona...?
     
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