Everyone needs a feel-good story from time-to-time. Precious ****ing few emanate from that establishment
Is it just me or does anyone else think of "The Cheese" thread as our own, slightly perverted/downmarket, soap similar to Coronation St. Its like the Rovers Return with foul language and a smattering of smut. A bit like if ITV asked Roy Chubby Brown to write a Xmas special of Corrie
Maybe, but Corrie is fiction that exaggerates reality for dramatic effect, whereas the Cheese rather alarmingly appears to be real and requires no embellishment.
i absolutely agree but there are 1000 of this stuff on tv. theres some **** called are you the one.. one daughter watches that... scum. then geordie shore... filthbags i'm sure there are lots of this kind of stuff out there... but the cheese is unique.
This will make you all incredibly envious. I have received a christmas card from, to the best of my knowledge, an actual, genuine German granny. When I opened the envelope the stink of musk mixed with ancient, lubricated granny fanny almost floored me. She'd obviously rubbed both on the inside of the card.
****ing Brookside if you don't ****ing mind. Minor incident last night. That thieving bar bitch and her twat boyfriend were in there. He put a load of modern crimbo tunes on the jukey - East 17 and such ****. When it finished, I stuck some Neil Young and Steely Dan on. Shouted across to Jean Woodall who likes both of them that there was now some decent music on. This **** who's just started going in there all the time looked at me and said "it's ****". I told him I was talking to Jean and not ****ing him. He said it was **** again and I told him if he thought it was ****, he was tone ****ing deaf and had zero musical appreciation. He was obviously after bother, but he ended up thinking better of it and ****ed off, clearly well pissed-up. Dickhead PS Anyone who agrees with him is clearly a total blend
