Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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Horses... or people at the cheese?

I think it must be the denizens of the Cheese that eat their young, it seems in keeping with the general standard of behaviour in there.
Horses are herbivores- and they're not mental.
 
Breaking News:

A guy called Wayne goes into the Cheese. Known as daft Wayne. Mad as ****, but not his fault. He was involved in a motoring accident when he was young and suffered brain damage. His Mum died a couple of weeks ago, who he lived with in a council house.

I predicted he'd last 6 months without her. It was a 3 bedroom house which the council wanted him out of. I wrote him a list of things to say to the council as they were on about rehousing him in a different part of Warrington. The poor **** topped himself last night.

RIP Wayne <ok>

In other news.

The thieving slag behind the bar is getting close to being sacked. ****ing about on here phone with people waiting to be served having just returned from a funeral, and Denice reckons she stole £100 from a collection bucket from another guy (who's funeral I'm going to next week). Horrible little twat.

Big Col also banned for life for dealing beak in the bogs.
 
Breaking News:

A guy called Wayne goes into the Cheese. Known as daft Wayne. Mad as ****, but not his fault. He was involved in a motoring accident when he was young and suffered brain damage. His Mum died a couple of weeks ago, who he lived with in a council house.

I predicted he'd last 6 months without her. It was a 3 bedroom house which the council wanted him out of. I wrote him a list of things to say to the council as they were on about rehousing him in a different part of Warrington. The poor **** topped himself last night.

RIP Wayne <ok>

Sorry to hear that pal <ok>


In other news.

The thieving slag behind the bar is getting close to being sacked. ****ing about on here phone with people waiting to be served having just returned from a funeral, and Denice reckons she stole £100 from a collection bucket from another guy (who's funeral I'm going to next week). Horrible little twat.

Big Col also banned for life for dealing beak in the bogs.

Why is she allowed to get away with it? And I don't just mean by her boss!
 
Ah sad....

as for the thieving slag... have you or would you <ok>

I haven't and I wouldn't. She's very attractive with a superb body, so why wouldn't I? She's such a vile person. All she ever wants to talk about is her. If you're having a conversation with someone, she'll butt in and start talking about what she's cooking for Danny later <doh>
 
Sorry to hear that pal <ok>




Why is she allowed to get away with it? And I don't just mean by her boss!

Many have asked the same question. The rumour is as follows: About 8 months back, Denice was really struggling with bills. Allegedly, she got Carrie to open an account in her name. This was so she could put the takings into that account and buy new stock using that account. Things are OK for her now. However, if she does sack her, I have no doubt she'll grass Denice up with anything she can.
 
Many have asked the same question. The rumour is as follows: About 8 months back, Denice was really struggling with bills. Allegedly, she got Carrie to open an account in her name. This was so she could put the takings into that account and buy new stock using that account. Things are OK for her now. However, if she does sack her, I have no doubt she'll grass Denice up with anything she can.

That'll be why the boss lets her get away with it. Why does everyone else ignore it?