They eat horses in the Cheese
Percheron Au Gratin?

If you say so and stop swearing. They eat their young as well![]()
Horses... or people at the cheese?
I think it must be the denizens of the Cheese that eat their young, it seems in keeping with the general standard of behaviour in there.
Horses are herbivores- and they're not mental.
So is RHC going to eat his young?
No, but Zingy will on August 8.
Breaking News:
A guy called Wayne goes into the Cheese. Known as daft Wayne. Mad as ****, but not his fault. He was involved in a motoring accident when he was young and suffered brain damage. His Mum died a couple of weeks ago, who he lived with in a council house.
I predicted he'd last 6 months without her. It was a 3 bedroom house which the council wanted him out of. I wrote him a list of things to say to the council as they were on about rehousing him in a different part of Warrington. The poor **** topped himself last night.
RIP Wayne![]()

In other news.
The thieving slag behind the bar is getting close to being sacked. ****ing about on here phone with people waiting to be served having just returned from a funeral, and Denice reckons she stole £100 from a collection bucket from another guy (who's funeral I'm going to next week). Horrible little twat.
Big Col also banned for life for dealing beak in the bogs.
Ah sad....
as for the thieving slag... have you or would you![]()

Sorry to hear that pal
Why is she allowed to get away with it? And I don't just mean by her boss!
Many have asked the same question. The rumour is as follows: About 8 months back, Denice was really struggling with bills. Allegedly, she got Carrie to open an account in her name. This was so she could put the takings into that account and buy new stock using that account. Things are OK for her now. However, if she does sack her, I have no doubt she'll grass Denice up with anything she can.
That'll be why the boss lets her get away with it. Why does everyone else ignore it?

Poor Wayne. Really sad that is
