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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They eat horses in the Cheese <ok>
     
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  2. saintanton

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    Percheron Au Gratin?
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    If you say so and stop swearing. They eat their young as well <laugh>
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Horses... or people at the cheese?
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What? <yikes>
     
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  6. saintanton

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    I think it must be the denizens of the Cheese that eat their young, it seems in keeping with the general standard of behaviour in there.
    Horses are herbivores- and they're not mental.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So is RHC going to eat his young?
     
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  8. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    No, but Zingy will on August 8.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He's not been in touch so looks like he's ****ting out.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Breaking News:

    A guy called Wayne goes into the Cheese. Known as daft Wayne. Mad as ****, but not his fault. He was involved in a motoring accident when he was young and suffered brain damage. His Mum died a couple of weeks ago, who he lived with in a council house.

    I predicted he'd last 6 months without her. It was a 3 bedroom house which the council wanted him out of. I wrote him a list of things to say to the council as they were on about rehousing him in a different part of Warrington. The poor **** topped himself last night.

    RIP Wayne <ok>

    In other news.

    The thieving slag behind the bar is getting close to being sacked. ****ing about on here phone with people waiting to be served having just returned from a funeral, and Denice reckons she stole £100 from a collection bucket from another guy (who's funeral I'm going to next week). Horrible little twat.

    Big Col also banned for life for dealing beak in the bogs.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Ah sad....

    as for the thieving slag... have you or would you <ok>
     
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  12. Sorry to hear that pal <ok>


    Why is she allowed to get away with it? And I don't just mean by her boss!
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I haven't and I wouldn't. She's very attractive with a superb body, so why wouldn't I? She's such a vile person. All she ever wants to talk about is her. If you're having a conversation with someone, she'll butt in and start talking about what she's cooking for Danny later <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Many have asked the same question. The rumour is as follows: About 8 months back, Denice was really struggling with bills. Allegedly, she got Carrie to open an account in her name. This was so she could put the takings into that account and buy new stock using that account. Things are OK for her now. However, if she does sack her, I have no doubt she'll grass Denice up with anything she can.
     
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  15. That'll be why the boss lets her get away with it. Why does everyone else ignore it?
     
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  16. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Poor Wayne. Really sad that is
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No-one ignores it. Several people have told Denice, but up until now, she just wouldn't have it. Looks like that's changing <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It is. He could be unconsciously irritating, but he was a lovely bloke really, with no harm in him.
     
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  19. Germlands Nozzer

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    Sorry to hear about Wayne. RIP. <rose>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing hell. Sorry lads, false alarm. He overdosed, but he's not dead, apparently. That place and ****ing rumours <doh>
     
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