Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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Denice's sister Mandy is back down here. Brought a large bag of weed with her. Got a very good twenty quid deal off her. She was ****ing arseholed on Friday night and apparently got Denice on the blow on Saturday night. Blow and Denice don't mix well <laugh>

All the talk is of the forthcoming beach and foam bath party. No ****ing way will I be anywhere near the ****ing place that night <yikes>
 
Denice's sister Mandy is back down here. Brought a large bag of weed with her. Got a very good twenty quid deal off her. She was ****ing arseholed on Friday night and apparently got Denice on the blow on Saturday night. Blow and Denice don't mix well <laugh>

All the talk is of the forthcoming beach and foam bath party. No ****ing way will I be anywhere near the ****ing place that night <yikes>

you protest too much lol, let us know what it's like <ok>
 
Psychopathic barmaids, dodgy drug-dealers, people shagging each others missuses over the pool table, and kicking off every five minutes, and Carling.

Sounds a ****ing nightmare.
 
sounds like a normal pub to me <laugh>

now if the furniture is bolted to the floor, then you know its a dodgy place.
 
Me?

I know pubs where barrels are the only "furniture".

They still seem like the height of sophistication compared to the Cheese, though.

sounds like a scene from the hobbit or something lol, be quite cool as well, i have heard there is some pubs in london think it was, where there is no furniture or anything that can be used as a weapon, anything not bolted down gets used lol.
 
Army towns like Colchester and Aldershot have really rough pubs where not only is all furniture fixed but beer is served through a hatch in plastic glasses. When the Paras, etc get bevied up and fight you don't want anything that can be used as a weapon handy.

Pubs like Th Pegasus (Aldershot) spring to mind