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Garlic Bread said:
Army towns like Colchester and Aldershot have really rough pubs where not only is all furniture fixed but beer is served through a hatch in plastic glasses. When the Paras, etc get bevied up and fight you don't want anything that can be used as a weapon handy.

Pubs like Th Pegasus (Aldershot) spring to mind
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They wouldn't stand a chance in The Cheese <whistle>
 
I've ****ing seen it all now! Got to the Cheese and there was a brand new king size mattress propped against one of the walls. I asked what the **** it was doing there and Johnny Jenks said a dodgy bedding guy had come in earlier in the day flogging duvets, bedding etc. Must have heard it was a good outlet. You really can get ****ing anything in there <laugh> I wish I'd been in as I need a new one.

By the way, I now have my 'Latchford Passport' <ok>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
I've ****ing seen it all now! Got to the Cheese and there was a brand new king size mattress propped against one of the walls. I asked what the **** it was doing there and Johnny Jenks said a dodgy bedding guy had come in earlier in the day flogging duvets, bedding etc. Must have heard it was a good outlet. You really can get ****ing anything in there <laugh> I wish I'd been in as I need a new one.

By the way, I now have my 'Latchford Passport' <ok>
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well its christmas time soon, give you a list lol
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
How the **** do you infer that from there being over a month of summer left? <yikes>
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simple really, when you have young kids you know how expensive Christmas can be, so plan ahead, i have worked with people who do all their xmas shopping on Christmas eve who run around like headless chickens while me and my mates relax in the pub, but i have known people who start planning for the next one when we have the boxing day sales lol.

i have a couple of things already for christmas, but like i said you have grown up children so you can probably do something simple like go for a meal etc, bet you didn't do that when they was younger lol.

maybe a month of summer left, but after that fecking Christmas sneeks up on you very quickly the batard.
 
jenners04 said:
simple really, when you have young kids you know how expensive Christmas can be, so plan ahead, i have worked with people who do all their xmas shopping on Christmas eve who run around like headless chickens while me and my mates relax in the pub, but i have known people who start planning for the next one when we have the boxing day sales lol.

i have a couple of things already for christmas, but like i said you have grown up children so you can probably do something simple like go for a meal etc, bet you didn't do that when they was younger lol.

maybe a month of summer left, but after that fecking Christmas sneeks up on you very quickly the batard.
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Don't do ****ing christmas.

#****christmas
 
jenners04 said:
simple really, when you have young kids you know how expensive Christmas can be, so plan ahead, i have worked with people who do all their xmas shopping on Christmas eve who run around like headless chickens while me and my mates relax in the pub, but i have known people who start planning for the next one when we have the boxing day sales lol.

i have a couple of things already for christmas, but like i said you have grown up children so you can probably do something simple like go for a meal etc, bet you didn't do that when they was younger lol.

maybe a month of summer left, but after that fecking Christmas sneeks up on you very quickly the batard.
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ah... i'll "admit" i have a savings account i work like this from.... 1. car tax, 2. car insurance. 3. from june to november save christmas money. i would really only buy in november then.. basically it works out for me without hassle cos i don't dip into it.
 
jenners04 said:
simple really, when you have young kids you know how expensive Christmas can be, so plan ahead, i have worked with people who do all their xmas shopping on Christmas eve who run around like headless chickens while me and my mates relax in the pub, but i have known people who start planning for the next one when we have the boxing day sales lol.

i have a couple of things already for christmas, but like i said you have grown up children so you can probably do something simple like go for a meal etc, bet you didn't do that when they was younger lol.

maybe a month of summer left, but after that fecking Christmas sneeks up on you very quickly the batard.
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#moneymoneymoney
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
I've ****ing seen it all now! Got to the Cheese and there was a brand new king size mattress propped against one of the walls. I asked what the **** it was doing there and Johnny Jenks said a dodgy bedding guy had come in earlier in the day flogging duvets, bedding etc. Must have heard it was a good outlet. You really can get ****ing anything in there I wish I'd been in as I need a new one.

By the way, I now have my 'Latchford Passport'
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****in hilarious.
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
I've ****ing seen it all now! Got to the Cheese and there was a brand new king size mattress propped against one of the walls. I asked what the **** it was doing there and Johnny Jenks said a dodgy bedding guy had come in earlier in the day flogging duvets, bedding etc. Must have heard it was a good outlet. You really can get ****ing anything in there <laugh> I wish I'd been in as I need a new one.

By the way, I now have my 'Latchford Passport' <ok>
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If he was selling duvets, why the mattress...?
 
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