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[Tobes]

I've told you before about the barmaid at the Cheese who robs Denice blind. She might be fit, but she's a horrible bitch. Mandy, Denice's sister apparently told her last night "There'll be no job for you here when I take over, you thieving little ****". Wish I'd been there to witness that

Now that's man management

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

#surprisesurprise

I actually thought of you when I typed that

I suddenly feel very sick...

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I suddenly feel very sick...

#unerringlypredictable

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

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Mandy Cooke left this review about The Cheshire Cheese
great place to visit the landlady is friendly makes you feels welcome and will always welcome you with a smile .denice is a funny loving character a must for all who wants a good night out.a great atmosphere well done thank you for a great night denice
On 8th September 2011 - no rating submitted

 

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Mandy Cooke left this review about The Cheshire Cheese
great place to visit the landlady is friendly makes you feels welcome and will always welcome you with a smile .denice is a funny loving character a must for all who wants a good night out.a great atmosphere well done thank you for a great night denice
On 8th September 2011 - no rating submitted

mandy must be a right slag so

 

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Mandy Cooke left this review about The Cheshire Cheese
great place to visit the landlady is friendly makes you feels welcome and will always welcome you with a smile .denice is a funny loving character a must for all who wants a good night out.a great atmosphere well done thank you for a great night denice
On 8th September 2011 - no rating submitted

****ing nepotism.

Mandy will be the third Cooke sister to be Cheese landlady

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

****ing nepotism.

Mandy will be the third Cooke sister to be Cheese landlady

So have you ever done Mandy and Denice at the same time?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

So have you ever done Mandy and Denice at the same time?

I've never done either of them. Mandy's daughter Steph is fit and seems to be a very dirty bitch

 

[saintanton]

No wonder all the other pubs have closed, the whole area sounds like a vision of Hell.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I've just been told that it might just be bladdered talk from Mandy. She did call Carrie a thieving little ****, though

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I've never done either of them. Mandy's daughter Steph is fit and seems to be a very dirty bitch

You should make it a goal to do all three!

 

[saintanton]

You should make it a goal to do all three!

At once.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

At once.

On the pool table, and get someone to video it.

 

[CCC]

On the pool table, and get someone to video it.

Video it with my cock!

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

At once.

In one thrust

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

Denice, Mandy and Steph might all be on Facebook

 

[jenners04]

its a shame we didn't win the ****ing league, could have all met up at the cheese for a celebration, bet that would have gone down well

always next year

 

[BBFs Unpopular View]

Video it with my cock!

Cock Cam. Take that sky sports

 

[CCC]

Cock Cam. Take that sky sports

I meant with my Cockerel, called Richard (Dick, for short). Despite being a chicken, he's one of the highest regarded sound engineers in the business. He worked the recent Muppets movie.

 

[saintanton]

I meant with my Cockerel, called Richard (Dick, for short). Despite being a chicken, he's one of the highest regarded sound engineers in the business. He worked the recent Muppets movie.

Sound engineer and a camera operator? Your cock is a polymath. Impressive.