Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread
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Apparently, the acid I had on Saturday is known as 'Alice in Wonderland'
Never heard of it, but then I'm not mired in the drug scene any longer. They always had stupid names, no doubt dreamt up by morons who were using to much of their own product. I remember Microdots, Bart Simpsons, Strawberries and Batmans. No prizes for guessing what the pictures on the tabs were. My mates got off their tits on these in the 90's!
i have no intention of ever doing them again lol, but shame they never had something like the matrix ones when i was younger ie do you want the red or blue pill type.
i was in a club one time and sat at a table with a load of strangers, had a dealer there and he dropped a load on the floor and turned round and said help yourself as he couldn't be arsed to pick them up, everyone went mental trying to get them all, quite sad really.
my girlfriend at the time was dancing bare foot, which was brave with fecking glass everywhere, and lisa lashes came out after doing a set and accidentally stood on her foot, she didn't have a clue who she was either which was quite funny.
strawberries were **** never got the fuss with them, batman ok not as good as superman though
i was in a club one time and sat at a table with a load of strangers, had a dealer there and he dropped a load on the floor and turned round and said help yourself as he couldn't be arsed to pick them up, everyone went mental trying to get them all, quite sad really.
my girlfriend at the time was dancing bare foot, which was brave with fecking glass everywhere, and lisa lashes came out after doing a set and accidentally stood on her foot, she didn't have a clue who she was either which was quite funny.
strawberries were **** never got the fuss with them, batman ok not as good as superman though
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i have no intention of ever doing them again lol, but shame they never had something like the matrix ones when i was younger ie do you want the red or blue pill type.
i was in a club one time and sat at a table with a load of strangers, had a dealer there and he dropped a load on the floor and turned round and said help yourself as he couldn't be arsed to pick them up, everyone went mental trying to get them all, quite sad really.
my girlfriend at the time was dancing bare foot, which was brave with fecking glass everywhere, and lisa lashes came out after doing a set and accidentally stood on her foot, she didn't have a clue who she was either which was quite funny.
strawberries were **** never got the fuss with them, batman ok not as good as superman though
Good with some cream or melted chocolate
Free sausage, chips, bread, butter and sambuca at the Cheese for the match tomorrow night. Could be another kind of kick-off
Free sausage, chips, bread, butter and sambuca at the Cheese for the match tomorrow night. Could be another kind of kick-off
stay away from the drugs this time you dozy old ****
at least there is no free absinthe on offer, then it would be a nightmare lol.
Never had tabs but done the mushies a few time ,had a mate who went off into the forest wiv bin bags to fill up and come back with em overflowing. They was liberty but got some under the counter a few times, right fat long ones.
stay away from the drugs this time you dozy old ****
at least there is no free absinthe on offer, then it would be a nightmare lol.
I won't have acid ever again. It wasn't a bad trip, but it went on for way too long. Apart from my mate who took one at the same time as me, three others who had the same batch hospitalised themselves
She has had absinthe in there, but not the real kit. I don't think you can even get that in France anymore.
I've been informed that Denice is leaving the Cheese and her sister is taking over. She's a bigger ****ing nutter than Denice. God only knows where the one remaining pub in Latchford is heading
In other news, my Neil Young and Crazy Horse tickets have arrived
In other news, my Neil Young and Crazy Horse tickets have arrived
I've been informed that Denice is leaving the Cheese and her sister is taking over. She's a bigger ****ing nutter than Denice. God only knows where the one remaining pub in Latchford is heading
In other news, my Neil Young and Crazy Horse tickets have arrived
Get a pic of her tits before she leaves lad
I could probably do that, but as you should ****ing well know by now, I don't know how to post pictures on here
I could probably do that, but as you should ****ing well know by now, I don't know how to post pictures on here
Find out if her sister is: a) older or younger, b) generous with free shots, and c) as well endowed with the baby-feeding apparatus. You could always pump Denice for the information.
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Super G Ted'inho
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I could probably do that, but as you should ****ing well know by now, I don't know how to post pictures on here
I'll make it easy for you
Find out if her sister is: a) older or younger, b) generous with free shots, and c) as well endowed with the baby-feeding apparatus. You could always pump Denice for the information.
Her sister is there now. She's been down regularly over the past two months.
a) Younger
b) It's a given
c) Nah and she's fat as well
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Super G Ted'inho
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Her sister is there now. She's been down regularly over the past two months.
a) Younger
b) It's a given
c) Nah and she's fat as well
Well played pal
Her sister is there now. She's been down regularly over the past two months.
a) Younger
b) It's a given
c) Nah and she's fat as well
The last revelation is the deal-breaker for me. Time to find a new watering hole. A comely serving wench in a hostelry is of inestimable value, I find.
I've told you before about the barmaid at the Cheese who robs Denice blind. She might be fit, but she's a horrible bitch. Mandy, Denice's sister apparently told her last night "There'll be no job for you here when I take over, you thieving little ****". Wish I'd been there to witness that