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RACHAEL

That the name of the new slut mentioned by me. We had a long conversation last night. There are dangers involved, but **** me, it's going to have to be done. She's stunningly, gorgeously dirt. I believe she's highly receptive. Didn't push it last night, but if she's in there tonight, she's going to get it <ok>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
RACHAEL

That the name of the new slut mentioned by me. We had a long conversation last night. There are dangers involved, but **** me, it's going to have to be done. She's stunningly, gorgeously dirt. I believe she's highly receptive. Didn't push it last night, but if she's in there tonight, she's going to get it <ok>
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Rachel
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The Biblical Rachel and Leah by Dante Gabriel Rossetti.
Pronunciation /ˈreɪtʃəl/ RAY-chəl,
French: [ʁaˈʃɛl],
German: [ʁaˈxɛl] (Germany) or [raˈxɛl] (Austria/Switzerland),
Dutch: [ˈrɑxɛl]
Gender Female
Origin
Word/name Hebrew
Meaning ewe
Other names
Nickname(s) Rae Rach
Related names Rachael, Rae, Rahel, Rahela, Raquel, Raye, Ruchel
Rachel (Hebrew: רָחֵל, Standard Raḥel Tiberian Rāḫēl, Rāḥēl‎); also spelled Rachael, meaning "ewe")[1][2] is a feminine given name. It is best known as the name of Biblical Rachel.


Her name means "ewe" in Hebrew......you know what this will make you if you shag her.............WELSH!!!
 
Garlic Salah said:
Rachel
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The Biblical Rachel and Leah by Dante Gabriel Rossetti.
Pronunciation /ˈreɪtʃəl/ RAY-chəl,
French: [ʁaˈʃɛl],
German: [ʁaˈxɛl] (Germany) or [raˈxɛl] (Austria/Switzerland),
Dutch: [ˈrɑxɛl]
Gender Female
Origin
Word/name Hebrew
Meaning ewe
Other names
Nickname(s) Rae Rach
Related names Rachael, Rae, Rahel, Rahela, Raquel, Raye, Ruchel
Rachel (Hebrew: רָחֵל, Standard Raḥel Tiberian Rāḫēl, Rāḥēl‎); also spelled Rachael, meaning "ewe")[1][2] is a feminine given name. It is best known as the name of Biblical Rachel.


Her name means "ewe" in Hebrew......you know what this will make you if you shag her.............WELSH!!!
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He's probably just grateful she isn't French <laugh>
 
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On Friday, I got back from Manchester at about 9.15 pm. Thankfully, the post-Walking Day crowds had subsided pretty much. I got a pint and went outside to sit with a couple of blokes I know. About 5 minutes later, Rachael came and sat at the table next to us with another woman. She was also pretty horny, but extremely dippy in a bad way. The two blokes went, her friend ****ed off and Rachael came to sit at my table. We had a pretty detailed chat, including discussing her daughter, who was recently headbutted by her boyfriend. She will have revenge. I said that perhaps she shouldn't be telling me personal stuff like this as she's only just met me. She said she hates about 95% of the population, she's a good judge of character, and knew she could trust me. She then had to go and she kissed me on the cheek.

The following night, the unit was out and I was running out of cans, so I decided to go for a pint before getting some cans at the garage. I walked in and ordered a pint and then I spotted her at the bar with a much younger woman who was also fit. She smiled and waved. I went out and sat at a bench on my own. 5 minutes later, she came over and asked if I minded them sitting with me. Turns out the other woman was her daughter. She'd wanted to introduce her to me. I obviously didn't mention the headbutt. As we were chatting, Rachael asked me why people called me C... I said it was an abbreviation of my surname and when I told them, her daughter exclaimed "You're not Emily's Dad?". I said that indeed I was. Turns out she'd gone to primary and high school with her and thought she was absolutely lovely. You couldn't write this ****ing stuff. We chatted a while longer and then the two of them went for a dance (disco on Friday and Saturday). A mate had joined me by this stage and bought me my fourth pint. About 10 minutes later, Rachael came out and said "I'm going now. The next time I see you here, let's arrange to go for a pint somewhere else". She then put her face down to kiss me. I was expecting cheek again, but it was full on the lips WITH TONGUE. I'm looking forward to seeing her again. She's a ****ing dinner lady who hates kids. There were no dinner ladies who looked like her when I was at school <laugh>
 
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