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  1. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    It's Friday. Who holds a procession on a Friday? Don't people have work/school/criminal activities to see to?
     
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  2. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    I'm in the pub. Just had a steak complimented with a pint of Peroni. Pudding now :)
     
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  3. saintanton

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    Nowt new there then.
     
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  4. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Well, it is pubday :)
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Work? <laugh>

    School? Schools closed.

    Criminal activities? More business than usual <ok>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    RACHAEL

    That the name of the new slut mentioned by me. We had a long conversation last night. There are dangers involved, but **** me, it's going to have to be done. She's stunningly, gorgeously dirt. I believe she's highly receptive. Didn't push it last night, but if she's in there tonight, she's going to get it <ok>
     
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  7. Garlic Klopp

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    Rachel
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    The Biblical Rachel and Leah by Dante Gabriel Rossetti.
    Pronunciation /ˈreɪtʃəl/ RAY-chəl,
    French: [ʁaˈʃɛl],
    German: [ʁaˈxɛl] (Germany) or [raˈxɛl] (Austria/Switzerland),
    Dutch: [ˈrɑxɛl]
    Gender Female
    Origin
    Word/name
    Hebrew
    Meaning ewe
    Other names
    Nickname(s)
    Rae Rach
    Related names Rachael, Rae, Rahel, Rahela, Raquel, Raye, Ruchel
    Rachel (Hebrew: רָחֵל, Standard Raḥel Tiberian Rāḫēl, Rāḥēl‎); also spelled Rachael, meaning "ewe")[1][2] is a feminine given name. It is best known as the name of Biblical Rachel.


    Her name means "ewe" in Hebrew......you know what this will make you if you shag her.............WELSH!!!
     
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  8. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    He's probably just grateful she isn't French <laugh>
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    there's a time pressure on this one.

    seal the deal before you vanish into a Mexican prison for life.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    REAL progress last night <ok>
     
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  11. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Being French is unlikely to make her ****ing dirtier:laugh::laugh::laugh:.
     
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  12. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Not in a sexual sense, no
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Finger or more?

    :bandit:
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    They are fairly stinky

    Bo in particular
     
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  15. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    A cheeky finger #oldskool
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Up the bum
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    On Friday, I got back from Manchester at about 9.15 pm. Thankfully, the post-Walking Day crowds had subsided pretty much. I got a pint and went outside to sit with a couple of blokes I know. About 5 minutes later, Rachael came and sat at the table next to us with another woman. She was also pretty horny, but extremely dippy in a bad way. The two blokes went, her friend ****ed off and Rachael came to sit at my table. We had a pretty detailed chat, including discussing her daughter, who was recently headbutted by her boyfriend. She will have revenge. I said that perhaps she shouldn't be telling me personal stuff like this as she's only just met me. She said she hates about 95% of the population, she's a good judge of character, and knew she could trust me. She then had to go and she kissed me on the cheek.

    The following night, the unit was out and I was running out of cans, so I decided to go for a pint before getting some cans at the garage. I walked in and ordered a pint and then I spotted her at the bar with a much younger woman who was also fit. She smiled and waved. I went out and sat at a bench on my own. 5 minutes later, she came over and asked if I minded them sitting with me. Turns out the other woman was her daughter. She'd wanted to introduce her to me. I obviously didn't mention the headbutt. As we were chatting, Rachael asked me why people called me C... I said it was an abbreviation of my surname and when I told them, her daughter exclaimed "You're not Emily's Dad?". I said that indeed I was. Turns out she'd gone to primary and high school with her and thought she was absolutely lovely. You couldn't write this ****ing stuff. We chatted a while longer and then the two of them went for a dance (disco on Friday and Saturday). A mate had joined me by this stage and bought me my fourth pint. About 10 minutes later, Rachael came out and said "I'm going now. The next time I see you here, let's arrange to go for a pint somewhere else". She then put her face down to kiss me. I was expecting cheek again, but it was full on the lips WITH TONGUE. I'm looking forward to seeing her again. She's a ****ing dinner lady who hates kids. There were no dinner ladies who looked like her when I was at school <laugh>
     
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  18. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Hope things go well for you rhc.

    You dozy pissed up old **** :bandit:
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #nastycunt
     
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  20. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Which part did I get wrong <laugh>
     
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