Is the trampoline still there ?? we could film a porno on that
Yep. No incidents to report as yet, amazingly

Barby tomorrow. Glad I'm going to Liverpool to buy a new suit
There'll be brats all over the shop.Is the trampoline still there ?? we could film a porno on that

There'll be brats all over the shop.What style of suit you going for.
Style? What do you mean? Black single breasted work suit.
black eh... mourning for your lost youth i expect.
you'd not consider a grey or perhaps even a nice pin stripe or even younger mans like this
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the no socks might be an issue for you and of course i got laughed at at home when I told them brown shoes are a no no if you want to be taken seriously
black eh... mourning for your lost youth i expect.
you'd not consider a grey or perhaps even a nice pin stripe or even younger mans like this
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the no socks might be an issue for you and of course i got laughed at at home when I told them brown shoes are a no no if you want to be taken seriously
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this would suit you sir... suits you... OOOH!
(and thats the joke i actually wanted to deliver if you'd given me any opening)
not a scrap of love for the fast show then?
do you wear a bowler hat too?
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this you?

No and I ****ing hate Dad's Army![]()
Ffs.do you?
remind of you your youth... were you in the home service?
Ffs.
They don't like it up 'em.Well what was it called when you lads that were too old march round with broomsticks then.
Bican calls it quidditch... but you old farts looked out over the channel for nazis

what the **** is going on here ??


Got a suit and a pair of keks from Slaters in Liverpool. £101. Assisted by a VERY attractive 40 something lady, who measured my inside leg
Funny in there yesterday afternoon before I went to watch the game. There was some charity fun run and mudslide in Victoria Park. People walking up Knutsford Road caked in mud. I was just about to finish my first pint and about 40 deaf and dumb people walked in, equally caked in mud. Took the barmaid about half a ****ing hour to serve them. None of the regulars could get a pint![]()
Differently sense-endowed.Aurally and orally impaired then![]()
