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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I didn't bother in the end. Couldn't be arsed. One called Hayley has started at the Cheese. Quite fit but thick as two short ones. She has 3 kids, the youngest of which is a 2 year old girl. Who would appear to be a budding serial killer. Hayley bought her son a kitten for his birthday. The 2 year old has already thrown the kitten over the bannister and shut it in the fridge - for two hours <yikes>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yeah, you don't want to get too involved with a woman with nutso kids.
     
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    Sounds like one "Cool Cat"
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If they had a puppy she would put it in the oven.
     
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  5. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    HOT DOG, really?
     
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    Especially as she's probably half his age.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Less than <laugh>
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Or gag it
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It emerged last night that the new barmaid at the Cheese is a rug-muncher. Quite pretty for one of those. Baccy Dave, politically-correct as ever asked her if he could watch <laugh>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    At least he didn't ask if he could tape it or tell her she just hasn't found the right man yet. Lesbians love being told they just havent found the right man yet. <ok>
     
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  11. saintanton

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    Tbf, they're not looking in the right place, are they?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Unbelievable, One of the other blokes did <laugh> The same bloke (bald and aged about 45) who told me he'd like to take my eldest out for a meal <doh> What a ****ing tosser.
     
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    Been out in the van on Thursdays to this small like private hospital

    One blonde nurse there who's always on shift when i get there is fit as ****

    Normally she's in like nurses uniform but today she had on a pair of tight jeans with her surgical top thing, was walking around the place with a proper rock on after talking to her
     
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    Must be an intensive care nurse.

    For some reason they always make the most attractive nurses. (At least in my hospital). The vast majority of nurses here are obese and smokers (which seems odd to me)

    If you see an attractive nurse here she is almost always from.intensive care.
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    i don't know her department but she can give me intensive care any time she likes
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Unbelievable, One of the other blokes did <laugh> The same bloke (bald and aged about 45) who told me he'd like to take my eldest out for a meal <doh> What a ****ing tosser.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's this ****ing porn got to do with The Cheese <grr>
     
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    It's going on the big screen there tonight
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Big screen? <laugh> The rugmuncher's working tonight.
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Is the trampoline still there ?? we could film a porno on that
     
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