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The Milk and I said:
Are you going to sweet talk her, telling her that you're going to see her because the only attractive barmaid at the cheese left?
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I didn't bother in the end. Couldn't be arsed. One called Hayley has started at the Cheese. Quite fit but thick as two short ones. She has 3 kids, the youngest of which is a 2 year old girl. Who would appear to be a budding serial killer. Hayley bought her son a kitten for his birthday. The 2 year old has already thrown the kitten over the bannister and shut it in the fridge - for two hours <yikes>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
I didn't bother in the end. Couldn't be arsed. One called Hayley has started at the Cheese. Quite fit but thick as two short ones. She has 3 kids, the youngest of which is a 2 year old girl. Who would appear to be a budding serial killer. Hayley bought her son a kitten for his birthday. The 2 year old has already thrown the kitten over the bannister and shut it in the fridge - for two hours <yikes>
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Yeah, you don't want to get too involved with a woman with nutso kids.
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
I didn't bother in the end. Couldn't be arsed. One called Hayley has started at the Cheese. Quite fit but thick as two short ones. She has 3 kids, the youngest of which is a 2 year old girl. Who would appear to be a budding serial killer. Hayley bought her son a kitten for his birthday. The 2 year old has already thrown the kitten over the bannister and shut it in the fridge - for two hours <yikes>
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Sounds like one "Cool Cat"
 
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It emerged last night that the new barmaid at the Cheese is a rug-muncher. Quite pretty for one of those. Baccy Dave, politically-correct as ever asked her if he could watch <laugh>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
It emerged last night that the new barmaid at the Cheese is a rug-muncher. Quite pretty for one of those. Baccy Dave, politically-correct as ever asked her if he could watch <laugh>
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At least he didn't ask if he could tape it or tell her she just hasn't found the right man yet. Lesbians love being told they just havent found the right man yet. <ok>
 
Milky Horror Picture Show said:
At least he didn't ask if he could tape it or tell her she just hasn't found the right man yet. Lesbians love being told they just havent found the right man yet. <ok>
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Unbelievable, One of the other blokes did <laugh> The same bloke (bald and aged about 45) who told me he'd like to take my eldest out for a meal <doh> What a ****ing tosser.
 
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Been out in the van on Thursdays to this small like private hospital

One blonde nurse there who's always on shift when i get there is fit as ****

Normally she's in like nurses uniform but today she had on a pair of tight jeans with her surgical top thing, was walking around the place with a proper rock on after talking to her
 
There Will Be Cookie said:
Been out in the van on Thursdays to this small like private hospital

One blonde nurse there who's always on shift when i get there is fit as ****

Normally she's in like nurses uniform but today she had on a pair of tight jeans with her surgical top thing, was walking around the place with a proper rock on after talking to her
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Must be an intensive care nurse.

For some reason they always make the most attractive nurses. (At least in my hospital). The vast majority of nurses here are obese and smokers (which seems odd to me)

If you see an attractive nurse here she is almost always from.intensive care.
 
Milky Horror Picture Show said:
Must be an intensive care nurse.

For some reason they always make the most attractive nurses. (At least in my hospital). The vast majority of nurses here are obese and smokers (which seems odd to me)

If you see an attractive nurse here she is almost always from.intensive care.
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i don't know her department but she can give me intensive care any time she likes
 
Milky Horror Picture Show said:
At least he didn't ask if he could tape it or tell her she just hasn't found the right man yet. Lesbians love being told they just havent found the right man yet. <ok>
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Unbelievable, One of the other blokes did <laugh> The same bloke (bald and aged about 45) who told me he'd like to take my eldest out for a meal <doh> What a ****ing tosser.
 
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There Will Be Cookie said:
Been out in the van on Thursdays to this small like private hospital

One blonde nurse there who's always on shift when i get there is fit as ****

Normally she's in like nurses uniform but today she had on a pair of tight jeans with her surgical top thing, was walking around the place with a proper rock on after talking to her
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What's this ****ing porn got to do with The Cheese <grr>
 
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