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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yep. No incidents to report as yet, amazingly <yikes>

    Barby tomorrow. Glad I'm going to Liverpool to buy a new suit <ok> There'll be brats all over the shop.
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    What style of suit you going for.
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    So who's up for making this porno at das cheese ?
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Style? What do you mean? Black single breasted work suit.
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    black eh... mourning for your lost youth i expect.

    you'd not consider a grey or perhaps even a nice pin stripe or even younger mans like this

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    the no socks might be an issue for you and of course i got laughed at at home when I told them brown shoes are a no no if you want to be taken seriously

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    this would suit you sir... suits you... OOOH!

    (and thats the joke i actually wanted to deliver if you'd given me any opening)
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I think if you wore that outfit a lot of men would try picking you up.

    That's a good look for Biscan.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No.
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    not a scrap of love for the fast show then?

    do you wear a bowler hat too?

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    this you?
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No and I ****ing hate Dad's Army <grr>
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    do you?

    remind of you your youth... were you in the home service?
     
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  11. saintanton

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    Ffs.
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Well what was it called when you lads that were too old march round with broomsticks then.

    Bican calls it quidditch... but you old farts looked out over the channel for nazis
     
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  13. saintanton

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    They don't like it up 'em.


    Home Guard.
    Home Service was the old name for Radio 4. <ok>
     
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    what the **** is going on here ??
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    i was trying for a little banter out of rhc on his suit choice but he didn't get it.

    I wanted to drop the oh suits you line on him from the fast show.

    had to settle for a bit of a wind on dad's army instead :(

    honestly why waste a friday afternoon working.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Got a suit and a pair of keks from Slaters in Liverpool. £101. Assisted by a VERY attractive 40 something lady, who measured my inside leg <laugh>

    Funny in there yesterday afternoon before I went to watch the game. There was some charity fun run and mudslide in Victoria Park. People walking up Knutsford Road caked in mud. I was just about to finish my first pint and about 40 deaf and dumb people walked in, equally caked in mud. Took the barmaid about half a ****ing hour to serve them. None of the regulars could get a pint <laugh>
     
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  17. Zanjinho

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    #pclingo
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Aurally and orally impaired then <doh>
     
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  20. saintanton

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    Differently sense-endowed. <ok>
     
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