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Solid_Air 2 said:
if your sats are fine he probably won't bitch to much re your smoking - though try not to go in stinking of smoke.
more likely to be interested in your lifestyle to ensure your replacement knee isn't going to be wasted by you damaging it within few years.
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Knees <yikes> By 'sats' do you mean cholesterol? That was fine.
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Knees <yikes> By 'sats' do you mean cholesterol? That was fine.
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the standard tests MRSA screening , Lung capacity etc ,blood pressure and probably blood test for whatever they fancy looking for. Normally be done at pre op & some checked again on the day. You'll be fine - christ even mine were ok last year and i make you look like an Olympic athlete . Only pass them now due to drugs as for some unknown reason my blood pressure suddenly shot up to very high levels.<yikes>
 
Solid_Air 2 said:
the standard tests MRSA screening , Lung capacity etc ,blood pressure and probably blood test for whatever they fancy looking for. Normally be done at pre op & some checked again on the day. You'll be fine - christ even mine were ok last year and i make you look like an Olympic athlete . Only pass them now due to drugs as for some unknown reason my blood pressure suddenly shot up to very high levels.<yikes>
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Got tested for MRSA in hospital 2 weeks back. Blood pressure fine. ECG fine.

Blood tested a load - liver, kidneys, white blood cell count, cholesterol, sugar, iron etc. They did this twice. All fine.

My body is a ****ing temple <laugh>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Got tested for MRSA in hospital 2 weeks back. Blood pressure fine. ECG fine.

Blood tested a load - liver, kidneys, white blood cell count, cholesterol, sugar, iron etc. They did this twice. All fine.

My body is a ****ing temple <laugh>
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jeez they thorough round your way .

Or they took one look at you & went god knows if there is anything still working. When it all came back fine they obviously thought it was a cock up & redid them .
Your case will appear in Lancet with consideration to testing your DNA for the tobacco & Alcohol resistant genes <whistle>
 
This is why the thread about science is named after his liver.

There must be dome rational explanation about how rhc is not dead from syrrosis of the liver.

One day science may solve this mystery.
 
Saw the orthopaedic consultant yesterday.

1. He wasn't at all arrogant. He was extremely pleasant, apologising for the hour delay to my appointment.

2. He is VERY anti-smoking. Initially said he wouldn't operate if I was still smoking. Changed at the end to asking me to 'do my best'.

3. He's referring me back to the bite doctor (vascular specialist) to check the circulation in my legs. Possibly an angiogram.

4. My knees are officially ****ed. He said I was doing well to actually be walking <yikes>

5. It'll be sooner rather than later.

Stacey has finished at the Cheese. Shame as she's very ****able <ok>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Saw the orthopaedic consultant yesterday.

1. He wasn't at all arrogant. He was extremely pleasant, apologising for the hour delay to my appointment.

2. He is VERY anti-smoking. Initially said he wouldn't operate if I was still smoking. Changed at the end to asking me to 'do my best'.

3. He's referring me back to the bite doctor (vascular specialist) to check the circulation in my legs. Possibly an angiogram.

4. My knees are officially ****ed. He said I was doing well to actually be walking <yikes>

5. It'll be sooner rather than later.

Stacey has finished at the Cheese. Shame as she's very ****able <ok>
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[HASHTAG]#deadfromthewaistdown[/HASHTAG]
 
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