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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Yup it's only your Internet she uses.

    Taking a risk there she is... you could take half the clientele with you if you decided to shift.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Her phone actually. I got my replacement laptop via the insurance from PC World on Saturday. When we tried to use it on Monday, it didn't ****ing work <grr> Has to go back today for a replacement.

    Take half of them where? Nowhere to go.
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    You have one or two options.

    The Grange.... or your gaff.
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You should offer to kick her out in exchange for free Beer. Tell the cheese you pick them over the unit.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That **** from Oldham's really grinding my ****ing gears at the moment. I'm not a (physically) violent person, but I'm close to sticking the head on the ****ing ****house. <grr>
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Did you have a go on the trampoline they had in recently ??
     
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  7. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Of course you are sweetheart, of course you are...
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Of course he's gonna give him a big sticky, spunky, salivery french kiss after noshing him off out the back
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    What i dont get is now denise is gone why is the unit still in situ...

    Thoight the ban from le chessique was the main reason why.
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    From the FB page the new landlords seem to be having a legitimising effect on the place, I think Denice was the problem before
     
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  11. Zanjinho

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    Ya fink... <laugh>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The ****er's still there. Not killed anyone - yet <yikes>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What ban?
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I got off the bus last night after work and was walking towards the Cheese. Scots Gary was coming in the other direction. As I passed, he said "Enjoy yourself in there with those ****ing arseholes". When I arrived, the only people in there were the Oldham **** and his vile bitch <grr>
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    You said if you chucked the unit then denise would bar you.
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Love it how loads on here seem to keep better track of his life than rhc himself
     
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    That's for the bouncers.






    Sorry, couldn't help meself.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>

    I have my appointment with the consultant orthopaedic surgeon next Tuesday morning. I had the low-down on him from a recent knee replacement person who goes in the Cheese (thick as ****). He says he's really good, but is extremely arrogant and is vehemently anti-smoking. Mind you, this bloke would think anyone with more than one neuron was arrogant. It should be an interesting meeting, but I have it all mapped out, following the recent business with the bites and the various tests that I underwent, all of which were absolutely fine.

    Mind you, I'll make ****ing sure I don't upset him. After all, he'll be the one with the scalpel, saw, hammer and chisel in his hands - not all at the same time, I hope <yikes>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Just found out one of my clients is also a director of Aldershot Town <yikes>
     
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  20. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    if your sats are fine he probably won't bitch to much re your smoking - though try not to go in stinking of smoke.
    more likely to be interested in your lifestyle to ensure your replacement knee isn't going to be wasted by you damaging it within few years.
     
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