Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

Get at least seven points of Carling for that

 

Never knew Carling was an Irish brew

 

**** next door started at 8.00 am yesterday morning. Duly noted.

Air bnb isn't quite as inexpensive in Australia as it is in Mexico apparently. One month in Melbourne is costing my youngest and her feller £800

 

perfectly legal.

i used to live next door to an old person who ****ing mowed the lawn at 8am on a ****ing sunday.

 

Old people are terrible.

 

meh,

they are no different to me, just ****ing slower at doing it

 

I think they are grumpy cos they have bladders the size of peas

 

Nothing to do with bladder size.To do with the sphincter.

 

Thought this was The Cheese at first

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...l-pub-turns-Wild-West-style-saloon-brawl.html

 

I've been having a game of pool when that's happened lol. Luckily for me I was with about 20 of my mates as it was my local and we was spread out everywhere.

Pub is no more surprisingly lol. It's a ****ing specialist chair shop now grrr

 

I've been in a pub that wasn't my local when that's happened. Footy v Rugby lads. Fortunately, I was just a innocent bystander (although i did know a coupe of the footballers)

 

c'mon... did you get a sneaky dig in.. you must have.

 

No mate, stayed will out of it. They were all much bigger than me

 

I'd presumed since you only knew a couple.of footballers they would be from another team and due a cheap slap.

 

Didn't actually know them through footy, more a friend of a friend. Decent enough lads (brothers) but both can be hot heads too.

The argument had been going on for a while before one of the brothers threw the first blow (headbutt) but got pummeled by about four of them in seconds as a result.

The rugby players then quickly left and the other brother chased after them with bottles in hand

 

****ing ***gots

 

****ing problems on the gas supply front. My pre-payment meter started eating gas, so called NPower out to check the meter. They said it wasn't the meter, but a gas leak, so turned the gas off and said we had to get a gas engineer out. Called my mate who's Gas Safe registered. He's ex-Cheese. You might remember him. He's the baseball bat man! He fixed the leak near the meter, but found another one near the boiler. However, he can't find it. Said it could be in the wall or under the floorboards. What with this and the headcase next door, I'm having a nightmare at the moment

 

Suggest you do not light up any spliffs in the house, and buy a canary.

 

doesn't need a canary. he has the unit

 

It's sorted