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I'm having a visit from the constabulary at 12 noon on Sunday. The ****ing nutter next door went to far in the early hours of Thursday morning. I went straight to watch the match after work on Wednesday and then back to the Cheese as a mate had some relationship problems. When I got home, the unit told me he'd been at it again - music on full volume, banging on the wall and screaming he was going to break her ****ing back. The following day, I got up for work as usual and went out of the back door. I went to lock it, but I couldn't get the key in. Turns out he'd ****ing superglued the lock. The back gate had been blown off in the latest storm. That's now repaired and Scots Gary is coming to replace the lock tomorrow morning.

I phoned the pigs last night to report the threats and the lock. Obviously one is hearsay and one can't be proven, so I doubt anything will come of it. However, I may be able to get the contact details of the owner of the property who rents in to the ****. There's one coming to take a statement on Sunday. Will need to hide the blow <laugh>

Keep him away from the patio mate
 
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Got the back door lock replaced by Scots Gary on Saturday. Cost me 2 pints of Carling <laugh> Bizzies came yesterday. ****ing hopeless. Nothing they can do unless the **** comes through the the ****ing door. Told me to fit CCTV and speak to environmental health about the noise. ****ing tossers <grr>
 
Got the back door lock replaced by Scots Gary on Saturday. Cost me 2 pints of Carling <laugh> Bizzies came yesterday. ****ing hopeless. Nothing they can do unless the **** comes through the the ****ing door. Told me to fit CCTV and speak to environmental health about the noise. ****ing tossers <grr>

I could have told you that
 
Another Cheeseite came round to fix my laptop keyboard last night. He's IT at Amazon. He got into the back, but the necessary connections aren't there. He couldn't get the top (keyboard) part off, so he's going to research it and come back. He's sure it's a loose connection. It's only the keys for 5, 6 and delete that don't work, but delete's obviously pretty important <grr>
 
[QUOTE="Red Hadron Collider, post: 12248554, member: 1006173"][HASHTAG]#Tobes[/HASHTAG] Can you tell me if there's a way of finding out who owns the house next door to me? The ****ing mentalist was at it again last night <grr>[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE="Red Hadron Collider, post: 12248554, member: 1006173"][HASHTAG]#Tobes[/HASHTAG] Can you tell me if there's a way of finding out who owns the house next door to me? The ****ing mentalist was at it again last night <grr>

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The irony is.........................it probably IS Tobes next door
 
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