Probably ... if you ask in custardy courageousy way https://www.hecoward.co.uk/news/bakery-sue-cowards-pies
Don't be ****ing stupid. Pies don't have legs Coward's is a high quality butcher in Frodsham. His wife uses the meat to bake a range of pies. The one I'm having is meat and potato, rather than potato and meat, which is what most of that ilk are these days. The emphasis is on the meat
Sorry... Not sure what happened to my brain there. I meant to say he still doesn't understand the expression.
I'm having a visit from the constabulary at 12 noon on Sunday. The ****ing nutter next door went to far in the early hours of Thursday morning. I went straight to watch the match after work on Wednesday and then back to the Cheese as a mate had some relationship problems. When I got home, the unit told me he'd been at it again - music on full volume, banging on the wall and screaming he was going to break her ****ing back. The following day, I got up for work as usual and went out of the back door. I went to lock it, but I couldn't get the key in. Turns out he'd ****ing superglued the lock. The back gate had been blown off in the latest storm. That's now repaired and Scots Gary is coming to replace the lock tomorrow morning. I phoned the pigs last night to report the threats and the lock. Obviously one is hearsay and one can't be proven, so I doubt anything will come of it. However, I may be able to get the contact details of the owner of the property who rents in to the ****. There's one coming to take a statement on Sunday. Will need to hide the blow
