Big Willy Fisher is one of the hardest men in Latchford. He's OK when sober, but treat with kid gloves when intoxicated

He came in yesterday afternoon and wanted to put some music on the jukie, but didn't know how to use it and asked me to show him. I didn't think saying no would be particularly sensible, but I thoughtit'd be **** coming on.
I was wrong. I asked him what he wanted on and he said Steely Dan - Haitian Divorce. So I showed him how to do it. He followed that up with Echo and the Bunnymen, The Specials and Neil Young. We then went on to discuss music for about an hour. We're now bezzies and it's woe betide anyone who ever causes me any grief

A very handy mate to have