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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    At first I started teaching my kids with Zed until I realised that would be a disservice to them when they started school, so quickly changed to Zee for them until they were old enough to understand dialects and different versions.

    It was amusing listening to kids early on. They might not have understood difference between British and American English, but from an early age they would say a sentence to me using "settee" and then in the next sentence talk about the "sofa" to my wife.
     
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  2. Zanjinho

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    Yes! Irritates the **** out of me. Had to get both my eldest two to say "zed" instead (and no, it's not just them)
     
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  3. Zanjinho

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    It goes the ****ing alphabet song better. I think it really is that bloody simple the lazy ****s
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    challenge for the old farts:

    phonically sound Z.

    put it in a word

    at no time does Zed work. ergo patently you were badly taught back in the 1870s.


    phonically teaching sounds is a far better means to teach reading skills.

    CEE is not even phoncially correct. C is more like Ke as in the KE-AT sat on the Mat

    in fact the only place CEE works is with celtic which we all know is a silly way to say a KEeltic nation.
     
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  5. Zanjinho

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    Get the **** out!
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    <laugh>

    you should see how yanks teach kids maths
     
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    o (h) ??
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Phonetics alone is bad way of teaching English. Sure teaching Spanish phonetically works but English doesn't follow phonetics very well at all and almost every letter has multiple ways of pronouncing.

    Could be worse... Could be French where half the letters arnt pronounced at all.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    this is true but actually it work. Ask whats this letter. kid says KAH ... C... not its a CEEE its a Kah sound.

    then you say read this and show a kid "cheslea are ****s" and they would say Kelsea and kunhts

    which is obviously fine expect for the two Victorians around here.


    the point is you teach a child gradually and don't say FFS <doh> the first time the muck it up. you are only starting with sound and simply words like

    Cat - KH-AT
    Mat. MUH AT
    SHAT... and so forth

    this of course is why at 6 my child is still learning to read. he can't read but she can memorise the entire book by rote and rabbit it back to you such is her genius.

    The education system of today is ****. they give her this book and they project it up on a screen in school and all phonically read it with teacher then they send it home and she just says it off word for word but then you cover the pics and she can't read the words... great.
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Until you put AT in the middle of a word like Plate, Mate, or Dessicate.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    thats the job of the next teacher along though.

    Muah- AT - EEE

    mate.. it is cool

    MUHATEE its how Australians talk.
     
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    Do you really want your children to grow.up to be Australian though? Drinking Fosters is almost as bad as drinking Carling.
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'm not even sure which is worse. koala piss or horse piss..

    its not a good choice is it.
     
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    Yeah plait, matte and diskette where's the problems ??
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    yup. no issue there

    my matte was so parched his throat was disketted but he still would not drink carling.

    its kind of like that policeman on allo allo.
     
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    You should see how the English teach maths nowadays!!!!
     
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    There are lots of different ways of teaching children to read, add a good teacher and most methods will be fine.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

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    Shut the **** up <ok>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's all this bollocks doing in the Cheese anyway? <grr>
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Youve not told us anything about the new cheese to occupy us.
     
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