Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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Tobes said:
If I had 13 pints on a Sunday, 3 things would happen

1. I'd chuck my ring up
2. Monday would be cancelled
3. I'd no doubt make a total cock of myself

You're an epic ale cart RHC lad.

Respect <laugh>
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You didn't say what the pints would be <whistle>

If we're talking Carling them it's not really a problem, bit like downing thirteen pints of water <ok>
 
Milk has gone sour said:
I probably go a fortnight between fizzy drinks these days but it would have been diet coke for me too.

From an era in my life when I did used to drink too much soda; I drank diet then, to avoid the empty calories, and now it tastes better than regular to me.

Pop has to be diet or I don't like it now.
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I think Billy was pointing out the futility of this:
diet coke
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after this:
... battered plaice fillet, cod goujons, large chips w curry sauce, bread and butter,
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Stan said:
It is funny.

You go for a pizza with garlic bread and order a diet coke. 1200 calories instead of 1350 calories will make all the difference!
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If you only eat... 1000 other calories total?

Not that Gerrez would..

Anyway a full pizza must've more than 2000 calories no?
 
Started off at the Cheese on Saturday and then went up to the Grange (after a break) for the match. very pleased to see that it was my favourite barmaid up there - the lovely Julie. She's been working there the last couple of games I've watched and on both occasions, she's given me a smacker right on the lips. This time I got two.

On Saturday, she described me as an 'intellectual' (I am for that place <laugh>) and told me that she found men who could string a good sentence together to be very attractive. She does have a partner of sorts, but they apparently had a big row on Saturday afternoon before she came to work. I'm thinking of taking this one further.

Short blond hair, decent face with glasses, good tits and arse and a top set of pins. She wears glasses and I reckon she defo likes it. Smokes as well. Will keep you posted <ok>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Started off st the Cheese on Saturday and then went up to the Grange (after a break) for the match. very pleased to see that it was my favourite barmaid up there - the lovely Julie. She's been working there the last couple of games I've watched and on both occasions, she's given me a smacker right on the lips. This time I got two.

On Saturday, she described me as an 'intellectual' (I am for that place <laugh>) and told me that she found men who could string a good sentence together to be very attractive. She does have a partner of sorts, but they apparently had a big row on Saturday afternoon before she came to work. I'm thinking of taking this one further.

Short blond hair, decent face with glasses, good tits and arse and a top set of pins. She wears glasses and I reckon she defo likes it. Smokes as well. Will keep you posted <ok>
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He'll be worried about that @saintKlopp
 
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