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You didn't say what the pints would be

If we're talking Carling them it's not really a problem, bit like downing thirteen pints of water

 

I couldn't even drink 13 pints of that piss any more mate.

#old

 

What ever floats your boat

 

Yer Ma floats my boat

 

He has two da's

 

Good for you, but she's quite old...

 

So am I....

Many a good tune is rattled out on an old piano mate

 

Maybe he had to work the next day so was being sensible?

 

I probably go a fortnight between fizzy drinks these days but it would have been diet coke for me too.

From an era in my life when I did used to drink too much soda; I drank diet then, to avoid the empty calories, and now it tastes better than regular to me.

Pop has to be diet or I don't like it now.

 

I think Billy was pointing out the futility of this:

after this:

 

It is funny.

You go for a pizza with garlic bread and order a diet coke. 1200 calories instead of 1350 calories will make all the difference!

 

I always have diet pop

 

If you only eat... 1000 other calories total?

Not that Gerrez would..

Anyway a full pizza must've more than 2000 calories no?

 

I always have Diet Coke. Tastes nicer then normal.

 

Pepsi Max is the King.

Even better with a dash of Jack.

 

Started off at the Cheese on Saturday and then went up to the Grange (after a break) for the match. very pleased to see that it was my favourite barmaid up there - the lovely Julie. She's been working there the last couple of games I've watched and on both occasions, she's given me a smacker right on the lips. This time I got two.

On Saturday, she described me as an 'intellectual' (I am for that place ) and told me that she found men who could string a good sentence together to be very attractive. She does have a partner of sorts, but they apparently had a big row on Saturday afternoon before she came to work. I'm thinking of taking this one further.

Short blond hair, decent face with glasses, good tits and arse and a top set of pins. She wears glasses and I reckon she defo likes it. Smokes as well. Will keep you posted

 

He'll be worried about that @saintKlopp

 

If she didn't she probably wouldn't wear them.

 

She takes them off pretty ****ing quickly when she sees him approaching the bar

 

I think you know that's not what I meant . I find women in glasses very horny