Where's Dr?
Having a scan to see if he's still in possession of a pair of testicles, as he appeared to have lost them

Where's Dr?

Because you spent your cash on the pool table![]()
All about priorities!

Back issues of German granny sex mags.
Rep. Absolutely. I'd had spent it on kebabs and Fosters![]()



The Mattress!
It's mine!!! Denice didn't buy it for herself. She bought it because it was a great deal and knew someone would have it. Someone was in for it, but pulled out yesterday afternoon. It's a branded 'memory foam' mattress with a RRP of £800. Mine for £200, still wrapped in the manufacturer's polythene. Scotch Gaz is helping me shift it on Saturday morning and taking the old one to the tip. ****ing result
In other news, Vic went in to get a drink and came back out, putting a half in front of me. I asked her what the **** it was and she told me that Rob the Builder had bought it for me as he 'wanted to build bridges'. I said he's a ****ing builder, not a civil ****ing engineer. He can go and build his bridges somewhere else.
hope its good for your back!
i must say though... cheap f'r didn't even buy a full pint to make amends...

hope its good for your back!
i must say though... cheap f'r didn't even buy a full pint to make amends...
The Mattress!
It's mine!!! Denice didn't buy it for herself. She bought it because it was a great deal and knew someone would have it. Someone was in for it, but pulled out yesterday afternoon. It's a branded 'memory foam' mattress with a RRP of £800. Mine for £200, still wrapped in the manufacturer's polythene. Scotch Gaz is helping me shift it on Saturday morning and taking the old one to the tip. ****ing result
In other news, Vic went in to get a drink and came back out, putting a half in front of me. I asked her what the **** it was and she told me that Rob the Builder had bought it for me as he 'wanted to build bridges'. I said he's a ****ing builder, not a civil ****ing engineer. He can go and build his bridges somewhere else.
So you did want a mattress? The plot thickens!

So you did want a mattress? The plot thickens!

I always asserted I wanted a mattress. Not a bed. Not a duvet (summer or winter). Not bed linen. Just a mattress. Mission accomplished![]()
But surely you need a duvet for the mattress now?
surely a duvet cover too?
bed sheets and all. I don think he thought this through. You can't just buy a mattress these days.

yeah but you stained your mattress remember that's why you had to get rid of it.
did builder rob **** in your bed or something? you can tell us..

But surely you need a duvet for the mattress now?
surely a duvet cover too?
