Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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RHC why not sign up for Escape To The Country or similar show. No need to buy a house just get the free week away at the TV company's expense like most of the people who go on it seem to do.

You could set your location parameters as "must be within 5 minute walk of The Cheese"

Or controversially why not say 2mins walk of ANY decent pub.
 
****er hasn't been around much of late... just saying.

Vic's ****ing off to Leeds tomorrow afternoon until Tuesday. Redistributing some of her inheritance to her sister who was cut out of her mother's will. I told her to keep the ****er and spend it on me <ok>

So, looks like I might go the the 'Beach Party' <yikes> Met up with my mate from Kirby last night. Proper hard ****er. He's popping into the Cheese on his way home and will be having a 'friendly' word with the boring builder. Watch this space <laugh>
 
Vic's ****ing off to Leeds tomorrow afternoon until Tuesday. Redistributing some of her inheritance to her sister who was cut out of her mother's will. I told her to keep the ****er and spend it on me <ok>

So, looks like I might go the the 'Beach Party' <yikes> Met up with my mate from Kirby last night. Proper hard ****er. He's popping into the Cheese on his way home and will be having a 'friendly' word with the boring builder. Watch this space <laugh>

has to be a full pint minimum with whiskey chaser if builder rob doesn't want an incident.
 
Vic's ****ing off to Leeds tomorrow afternoon until Tuesday. Redistributing some of her inheritance to her sister who was cut out of her mother's will. I told her to keep the ****er and spend it on me <ok>

So, looks like I might go the the 'Beach Party' <yikes> Met up with my mate from Kirby last night. Proper hard ****er. He's popping into the Cheese on his way home and will be having a 'friendly' word with the boring builder. Watch this space <laugh>

****ing knew it <whistle>
 
Vic's ****ing off to Leeds tomorrow afternoon until Tuesday. Redistributing some of her inheritance to her sister who was cut out of her mother's will. I told her to keep the ****er and spend it on me <ok>

So, looks like I might go the the 'Beach Party' <yikes> Met up with my mate from Kirby last night. Proper hard ****er. He's popping into the Cheese on his way home and will be having a 'friendly' word with the boring builder. Watch this space <laugh>

You was always planning on going to the beach party. You can't resist staring at Denise in her bikini you old dirty dog ;)

Won't your mate "having a word" just make things worse for when your mate isn't around?
 
You was always planning on going to the beach party. You can't resist staring at Denise in her bikini you old dirty dog ;)

Won't your mate "having a word" just make things worse for when your mate isn't around?

No mate. Glynn's a seriously scary ****er if you don't know him. 6'4" and really rangy. He used to do doors in Liverpool. He also has a mate (remember the one that shot the duckling from the barge) who was in the SAS and was a 'shooter' as in the film. He used to suddenlt disappear and come back 8 weeks having acquired and dealt with 'the target' <yikes>
 
Vic's ****ing off to Leeds tomorrow afternoon until Tuesday. Redistributing some of her inheritance to her sister who was cut out of her mother's will. I told her to keep the ****er and spend it on me <ok>

So, looks like I might go the the 'Beach Party' <yikes> Met up with my mate from Kirby last night. Proper hard ****er. He's popping into the Cheese on his way home and will be having a 'friendly' word with the boring builder. Watch this space <laugh>

Bad call long term that.
 
No mate. Glynn's a seriously scary ****er if you don't know him. 6'4" and really rangy. He used to do doors in Liverpool. He also has a mate (remember the one that shot the duckling from the barge) who was in the SAS and was a 'shooter' as in the film. He used to suddenlt disappear and come back 8 weeks having acquired and dealt with 'the target' <yikes>

That's all fair enough but they won't be there to hold your hand all the time and unless 'Bob the Builder' knows all this, it's not going to make the impact you think.
 
i agree with tobes and gerrez, think this would cause more hassle than its worth.

maybe just meet up for a drink and make sure he is aware you are mates with him and know what he will have to deal with if he wants to be an arse, but having a word i don't think is the way to go personally, he can get the message just by seeing you sat down drinking together.
 
i agree with tobes and gerrez, think this would cause more hassle than its worth.

maybe just meet up for a drink and make sure he is aware you are mates with him and know what he will have to deal with if he wants to be an arse, but having a word i don't think is the way to go personally, he can get the message just by seeing you sat down drinking together.

Of course, a word could develop further. If said friend then kicks the **** out of Bob the Builder, won't there be a knock on effect with the associates within the Cheese too? Could be barred again as well.
 
i agree with tobes and gerrez, think this would cause more hassle than its worth.

maybe just meet up for a drink and make sure he is aware you are mates with him and know what he will have to deal with if he wants to be an arse, but having a word i don't think is the way to go personally, he can get the message just by seeing you sat down drinking together.

^ this.

But unfortunately I think it may be a tad too subtle for the Rhino Hide Crusader......lol.
 
i agree with tobes and gerrez, think this would cause more hassle than its worth.

maybe just meet up for a drink and make sure he is aware you are mates with him and know what he will have to deal with if he wants to be an arse, but having a word i don't think is the way to go personally, he can get the message just by seeing you sat down drinking together.

This is the way it'll go Jenners. Glynn will just cast a couple of 'knowing' looks in his general direction. That'll be enough to do the trick. Rob's a bully and only picks on people he feels he can deal with.
 
Of course, a word could develop further. If said friend then kicks the **** out of Bob the Builder, won't there be a knock on effect with the associates within the Cheese too? Could be barred again as well.

Yes, there probably would be. However, he's not the most popular person in the Cheese. Bobby Watson, who's a plasterer with arms like King Kong, has it in for him at the moment as well. <laugh>
 
Yes, there probably would be. However, he's not the most popular person in the Cheese. Bobby Watson, who's a plasterer with arms like King Kong, has it in for him at the moment as well. <laugh>

Didn't you say he was dating a relative of Denise or something?