Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

Having a scan to see if he's still in possession of a pair of testicles, as he appeared to have lost them

 

All about priorities!

 

Absolutely. I'd had spent it on kebabs and Fosters

 

Rep.

Agree.

Although I'd probably substitute some real ales from, for example, the Badger brewery.

 

The Mattress!

It's mine!!! Denice didn't buy it for herself. She bought it because it was a great deal and knew someone would have it. Someone was in for it, but pulled out yesterday afternoon. It's a branded 'memory foam' mattress with a RRP of £800. Mine for £200, still wrapped in the manufacturer's polythene. Scotch Gaz is helping me shift it on Saturday morning and taking the old one to the tip. ****ing result

In other news, Vic went in to get a drink and came back out, putting a half in front of me. I asked her what the **** it was and she told me that Rob the Builder had bought it for me as he 'wanted to build bridges'. I said he's a ****ing builder, not a civil ****ing engineer. He can go and build his bridges somewhere else.

 

hope its good for your back!

i must say though... cheap f'r didn't even buy a full pint to make amends...

 

That's exactly what I thought. I didn't drink the ****er anyway

 

half arsed effort.

 

So you did want a mattress? The plot thickens!

 

like i said old age lol.

memory foam mattress for £200 though, result

 

I always asserted I wanted a mattress. Not a bed. Not a duvet (summer or winter). Not bed linen. Just a mattress. Mission accomplished

 

But surely you need a duvet for the mattress now?

 

surely a duvet cover too?

 

bed sheets and all. I don think he thought this through. You can't just buy a mattress these days.

 

Oh yes you can from the dodgy bedding bloke. I don't need the other ****. I've got it in spades

 

yeah but you stained your mattress remember that's why you had to get rid of it.

did builder rob **** in your bed or something? you can tell us..

 

The mattress isn't stained. It's just old. It was my parents bed before they both passed away. It's had a good and useful life, but it's time to move on

 

An actual bed would be good too

 

i had our baby burst a nappy in our bed but never had a fully grown adult **** in a bad of ours.

I think greez is right i'd change the bed frame and the bed sheets/ duvet as well as mattress #goodadvicethere.

 

You should get one of them old people beds RHC.

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