Colback to Toon

[Blacker-than-Knight]

Press reports today that Colback is to cross the great divide and join Toon this summer, apparently talks at an advanced stage and would be cheap as contract expires.

 

[Agent Bruce]

The first player in 17 years to make the move between the two clubs.

And he's a ginger too.

 

[Obi Wan]

Well that's our inbound dealing sorted nice and quickly for a change.

Now we can look forward to the last minute sales of Tiote, Krul & Debuchy on deadline day.

 

[Eddie's British Plodders]

Well that's our inbound dealing sorted nice and quickly for a change.

Now we can look forward to the last minute sales of Tiote, Krul & Debuchy on deadline day.

Colback is the replacement. Ready made...

 

[Beardsley's Rancid Sack]

Sunderland player. Ginger. ****. Cheap.

Bodes for a pile of ****ing **** in the summer.

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Happy to take him as a squad player. If he is Cabaye's replacement..............HOLY ****

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Well that's our inbound dealing sorted nice and quickly for a change.

Now we can look forward to the last minute sales of Tiote, Krul & Debuchy on deadline day.

Fellaini... Other teams want Fellaini.... FELLAINI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Blacker-than-Knight]

Fellaini... Other teams want Fellaini.... FELLAINI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fellatio is cumming instead!!

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Gosling<Colback

That is the discussion really. Of course there are better players than Colback, but what about the ones we will go for. I'd rather have Colback than Gosling all day long.

 

[anyobrien]

He is a decent player and i was told this was happening weeks ago by a tramp at work who knows his dad. I laughed it off but it looks like its coming off.

 

[Hugh Briss]

It's a mega-exciting deal and no mistake

 

[Agent Bruce]

He is a decent player and i was told this was happening weeks ago by a tramp at work who knows his dad. I laughed it off but it looks like its coming off.

I know somebody that knows somebody who said he'd heard from somebody that has inside information that the deal was almost done and dusted.

 

[Darth Plagueis]

This tells me that one of our CM's is off but I'd definitely take the lad. Works hard, passionate and good defensive quality.

 

[Lord Jonjomort]

I know somebody that knows somebody who said he'd heard from somebody that has inside information that the deal was almost done and dusted.

No-one on planet earth has "inside information" on our fcking club. I do not consider Mike Ashley to be of this planet.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Gosling<Colback

That is the discussion really. Of course there are better players than Colback, but what about the ones we will go for. I'd rather have Colback than Gosling all day long.

I wonder which one Pardew will prefer.

 

[Agent Bruce]

No-one on planet earth has "inside information" on our fcking club. I do not consider Mike Ashley to be of this planet.

I heard he'd bought it.

 

[anyobrien]

No-one on planet earth has "inside information" on our fcking club. I do not consider Mike Ashley to be of this planet.

It came from the Sunderland side not our club...

 

[anyobrien]

I know somebody that knows somebody who said he'd heard fromar somebody that has inside information that the deal was almost done and dusted.

Oh dear....

 

[Lord Jonjomort]

I heard he'd bought it.

You heard wrong, matey. Mike Ashley doesn't "buy" anything. You don't tend to get to £5bn by writing a lot of cheques.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Mike Ashley and ****a Loans were made for each other.